7 word story! NO RHYMING. Let's tell an actual story.

[AntDog]

Agghhhh! What a world, what a world!

 

[makariotes]

He exclaimed, throwing her into mid air

 

[Tom Kanik]

Then throwing her into some hot lava

 

[makariotes]

That poured out of the treasure chest

 

[AntDog]

From behind him, he heard a scream

 

[makariotes]

He turned around and saw his wife..

 

[Tom Kanik]

Complaining about him buying another Busse knife

 

[makariotes]

"It's the last one" he yelled back

 

[Tom Kanik]

Then she yelled "that's a FACT Jack"!!!

 

[makariotes]

Then the witch extended her hairy arms..

 

[Tom Kanik]

Out of the red hot glowing lava

 

[AntDog]

He furiously hacked them with his ASHBM

 

[Tom Kanik]

Her green blood splattered all over everywhere

 

[makariotes]

Then he gave chase behind his wife...

 

[Tom Kanik]

So she began running for her life

 

[Tom Kanik]

Time for me to get some sleep

 

[makariotes]

she screamed, and then she ran away

 

[AntDog]

Exhausted, he trudged toward the farmhouse. Maybe...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

There are other babes there... Party time!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

(What a strange, hairy babealicious story eh?)