A big Fat load of corporate BS

A pencil used in an evil way is nothing to be ridiculed. I was stabbed in the nose by a chick I found fun to bore out of her skull when I was a kid. I thank her she didn't stab one of my eyes. Still got the little black spot on one side of my nose. It's a remainder for not being an asshole.

lol. I was shanked by my younger sister with a pencil when we were in elementary school. We were doing homework and she noticed I had sharpened one her of special glittery fancy Lisa Frank pencil and immediately ripped it out of my hand and stabbed me in the thigh. I still have a little black mark as well. The messed up part about it was that I got scolded for picking on my sister and messing with her stuff...
 
The boss said he ordered me something better to use than the easy cutter that keeps falling out on me, I'll believe him when I see it.
 
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