A game of Never will I ever, Bladeforums edition

Eliteone2383

Eliteone2383

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Never will I ever own a Zhunter.
Never will I ever use my knives as a pry bar.
Never will I ever buy steel less than s35vn.
Never will I ever eat chili with beans.
 
Never will I ever own a Zero Tolerance knife.
Never will I ever buy a pattern welded blade.
Never will I ever buy a katana.
Never will I ever commission a custom.
Never will I ever buy a CRK (I understand what they're about. They're just not for me).
 
Never will I ever buy an Opinel
Never will I ever buy a Puukko
Never will I ever buy another knife with thumb studs

Never will I ever(unfortunately) be first in at a Carothers Friday sale. I can see I’m destined to live and die by the secondary market.
 
Shorttime said:
Never will I ever own a Zero Tolerance knife.
Never will I ever buy a pattern welded blade.
Never will I ever buy a katana.
Never will I ever commission a custom.
Never will I ever buy a CRK (I understand what they're about. They're just not for me).
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I tried two custom folders...my own detailed drawings...sold them both quickly...
CRK? You should try one...you can always sell it again for about what you paid...assuming you buy
one off the Exchange is nice condition...
 
Okay, but under duress...
Never will I buy a blade 3" or shorter....fixed or folder.
Never again will I buy a goofy tanto blade that's difficult to sharpen...
Never will I buy a knife (again) that costs over $700.
Never will I buy, again, any blade that is greater than 1/8" thick at the spine...
Never will I ever buy...again...a low-cost fixed blade...that I don't use...and cannot resell at any price,
and then finally get rid of it by gifting it to a good friend...who ALSO cannot sell the damned thing.
Forgive me, Gary... :)
 
Never will I ever buy a Benchmade.

(Nothing to do with their politics. I detest the axis lock.)
 
Never will I ever care about the resale value.
Never will I ever have safe queens.
Never will I ever buy another Manly.
Never will I ever forget my long lost first knife.
Never will I ever buy black G-10 (except a Native Chief if I miss the Rex45 sprint run).
 
el gigantor said:
Never will I ever buy a Benchmade.

(Nothing to do with their politics. I detest the axis lock.)
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Until you said that, my only one was -

I will NEVER be caught without a knife unless I am in bed, the shower, or prison.

But you reminded me -

Never will I buy another (I have a few) Benchmade. I love the Axis lock, it has everything to do with their politics.
 
Never will I say I will never try some knife because of xyz... that line of thinking has slowed me from getting knives I now love because I thought I would "never" have wanted something. Tastes change... that's ok :-)
 
rileybassman1 said:
Never will I say I will never try some knife because of xyz... that line of thinking has slowed me from getting knives I now love because I thought I would "never" have wanted something. Tastes change... that's ok :)
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Exactly! I say "never" and I will end up with some $2,000 Rapier that has an awesome story behind it. Other than the BM's, I won't say "never" on anything, I do all sorts of goofy crap and am well aware of my condition:)
 
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