A game of Never will I ever, Bladeforums edition

[Reallybigmonkey1]

Never will I ever buy anything with the name Schrade on it.

 

[K.O.D.]

Never will I ever buy a benchmade
Never will I ever buy a jarbenza
Never will I ever smoke crack
Never will I ever smoke crack with Rick James

 

[Ron Sabbagh]

Never will I ever give up my knives
Never will I ever give up my guns
Never will I ever wear an Apple watch...or Birkenstocks for that matter
Never will I ever drink cheap whiskey
Never ever will I ever buy inferior gear or ammo just to save a buck.

 

[Billy The Hungry]

Never will I ever give up my knives
Never will I ever give up my guns
Never will I ever wear an Apple watch...or Birkenstocks for that matter
Never will I ever drink cheap whiskey
Never ever will I ever buy inferior gear or ammo just to save a buck.

Stick to that.

I used to be that way until I got a family. I've had to get rid of some things I used to say I'd never sell, just to keep the wolves away.
Still hurts. Lol

 

[toker]

Never will I ever carry Tip Down.

 

[Billy The Hungry]

Pretty sure the game is 'never HAVE I ever', but I'll indulge.

Never will I ever buy a Microtech.
Never will I ever buy a Medford.
Never again will I ever buy an Emerson.

Why not a Microtech? What did I miss?

 

[Insipid Moniker]

Why not a Microtech? What did I miss?

Because I think Tony Marfione is a worthless scumbag.

 

[Pilsner]

Never will I ever buy a Benchmade.

(Nothing to do with their politics. I detest the axis lock.)

They don’t limit themselves to Axis locks knives. And, why on earth are so so distrusting of them [Axis locks]?

 

[Billy The Hungry]

Because I think Tony Marfione is a worthless scumbag.

Obviously I'm in the dark here, thanks for the vague answer, lol.

 

[tltt]

Never will I ever give Mike Stewart a dollar.

 

[el gigantor]

They don’t limit themselves to Axis locks knives. And, why on earth are so so distrusting of them [Axis locks]?

I suppose “detest” is a strong word. However, I have two friends who have had omega springs break on them. Also, I’m about as far away as you can get from someone who cares about how “fidgety” a knife is. It’s just really not my thing. I’ve checked out a Bugout and a Crooked River, and while I can see how they’d appeal to some knife buyers, they’re certainly not for me.

 

[GatorMedic]

Never will I ever own 15+ knives at the same time again.

 

[3fifty7]

Never will I ever give you up
Never will I ever let you down
Never will I ever run around and desert you
Never will I ever make you cry
Never will I ever say goodbye
Never will I ever tell a lie and hurt you

 

[BD_01]

Never again will I buy nice kitchen knives for my wife.

-I’ll buy nice kitchen knives for myself, but my wife is the explanation for why CutCo exists.

 

[TheEdge01]

Obviously I'm in the dark here, thanks for the vague answer, lol.

Microtech is guilty of stealing designs from other companies.

 

[DocJD]

Never will I ever give you up
Never will I ever let you down
Never will I ever run around and desert you
Never will I ever make you cry
Never will I ever say goodbye
Never will I ever tell a lie and hurt you

Pretty to hear these promises .

Harder to keep than make .

 

[P.C.E.]

I will never ever limit my selection to any one blade steel, profile, locking system or maker.

Everything else is fair game.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Never will I ever leave my house without pants on... and a knife in at least two pockets.

 

[K1500]

Pretty to hear these promises .

Harder to keep than make .

They are the (slightly modified) lyrics to the Rick Astley song “Never gonna give you up”. You’ve just been Rick-rolled!

 

[AntDog]

The only thing I can say with confidence that I’ll never do is I will never again be tempted to buy a knife I don’t think I will like.

I’ve learned to trust my gut. After so many years in this I know what works for me.