A Midsummer Night's Snark

[Chameleonbear]

Just spitballing here, but I imagine it is not prudent to poke the meat with a bunch of toothpicks if you want to keep the juices in the meat tender.

Ding-ding! It would have been MUCH more effective to wrap it in butcher twine and leave the holes out of the meat...

 

[Noswad0208]

Ding-ding! It would have been MUCH more effective to wrap it in butcher twine and leave the holes out of the meat...

What if you stuck a bunch of BK13's in it instead?

 

[Chameleonbear]

Then the fat and the flavor would drain out even quicker making the meat dryer and less tasty.

 

[GSO1962]

Ding-ding! It would have been MUCH more effective to wrap it in butcher twine and leave the holes out of the meat...

What if you stuck a bunch of BK13's in it instead?

Then the fat and the flavor would drain out even quicker making the meat dryer and less tasty.

But you could use a meat injector and pump it full of melted lard...that would help it stay moist...

 

[Chameleonbear]

Or just use butcher twine and not worry about any of that! LOL!

 

[Noswad0208]

Or just use butcher twine and not worry about any of that! LOL!

Too easy.

 

[Diez Knives]

anybody feel like doing a review for me on youtube?

 

[granitestateofmind]

anybody feel like doing a review for me on youtube?

I would be willing.....depending on what you're gonna send me.

 

[Diez Knives]

I would be willing.....depending on what you're gonna send me.

Pm me your address and I'll send you something

 

[granitestateofmind]

Pm me your address and I'll send you something

OK.....so long as it's not pink glitter or some other, ah....something.

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Ding-ding! It would have been MUCH more effective to wrap it in butcher twine and leave the holes out of the meat...

Or you could be very careful with the wrapping and have all the ends line up and use the weight of the meat to hold them in place - I line all the bacon strips up in a line with a wide strip of waxed paper to hold the starter ends against the meat and start rolling slowly. When done, you leave the bacon tails down and pull the waxed paper out one end. No extra holes and no greasy twine to deal with.

 

[Noswad0208]

I would be willing..... but only if it's an exploding glitter dick.

Fixed.

 

[granitestateofmind]

OK.....so long as it's not pink glitter or some other, ah....something.

I've been fixed.

Corrected. As we used to say in the bike shop: "If it ain't broke...don't break it!"

 

[bigghoss]

Corrected. As we used to say in the bike shop: "If it ain't broke...don't break it!"

If it ain't broke, you're not trying.

 

[TravisH]

Just spitballing here, but I imagine it is not prudent to poke the meat with a bunch of toothpicks if you want to keep the juices in the meat tender.

Ding-ding! It would have been MUCH more effective to wrap it in butcher twine and leave the holes out of the meat...

But ...

Venison backstrap is extremely lean so there is little fat to leak out. Hence the bacon wrap - adds moisturizing fat as well as flavor.

Would not the toothpicks also allow bacon fat to penetrate the backstrap (think mini fat injectors)?

 

[granitestateofmind]

But ...

Venison backstrap is extremely lean so there is little fat to leak out. Hence the bacon wrap - adds moisturizing fat as well as flavor.

Would not the toothpicks also allow bacon fat to penetrate the backstrap (think mini fat injectors)?

I like the way you think.

 

[Bladite]

I like the way you think.

cook it sous vide style with the bacon in the bag - moistured in bacon fats...

then a quick sear, and throw away the deer meat, and eat the bacons

 

[KingMC]

If it ain't broke, you're not trying.

Yeah, having fun almost always involves breaking stuff in the process. Nothing lives forever when being used.

 

[TBL]

So JD is sending out exploding glitter dicks? game on!

butchers twine is fun to use for bondage, of meat.

disappointing days end up in large drinks. Its going to be an early night tonight!

 

[spikebot587]

This is not ok. These things, they arnt people anymore, make me sick

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