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On an unrelated, yet flippin awesome note (for some): College baseball started this weekend, Go Gamecocks! I love me some college baseball.
 
Every once in a while something funny happens in my life. It occurred today when talking to a friend on Facebook this transpired:

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condolences Todd - and that is going to be an awesome bowie when it's done.
Cute pup WW
 
worldwood: clicker training. if you do it right, you can train almost anything that is motivated by food and trust. fish, kids, dogs, cats, rats, birds, the wife...

seinfeld: i think that show was just about giving a bass player a job to play riffs :>

yo gabba gabba... i think i'll have to check this out!

perhaps a contest?

[video=youtube;uLXEiMIiF5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLXEiMIiF5E[/video]
 
Bladite said:
worldwood: clicker training. if you do it right, you can train almost anything that is motivated by food and trust. fish, kids, dogs, cats, rats, birds, the wife...

seinfeld: i think that show was just about giving a bass player a job to play riffs :>

yo gabba gabba... i think i'll have to check this out!

perhaps a contest?

[video=youtube;uLXEiMIiF5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLXEiMIiF5E[/video]
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I've made these before. There was an infomercial years ago, that I got the idea from. Mine always turned brown in the process though. Perhaps different types of apples are better.
 
The guy that doe the apple swan has a LOT of cool stuff on his YT channel: homemade fire pistons, how to make fire a bunch of different ways, one of which involves the fresnel lens of a projection screen TV in a wooden frame - boils pennies in about 15 seconds! - and a panoply of other cool stuff. Grant Thompson - "The King of Random". Fun stuff.
 
hot dogs x microwave +(mustard/relish) = instant sacrilege²/deliciousness³

Dear math: stop making me solve your problems. I don't care about finding your x.
 
Well putting a convex edge on that 1/2" chopper then heat treating it is turning out to be a disaster... Doesn't chop so well so now I have to regrind it without ruining the temper. Gonna attemp to put a flat grind and hope for the best.
 
The Warrior said:
I've made these before. There was an infomercial years ago, that I got the idea from. Mine always turned brown in the process though. Perhaps different types of apples are better.
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Douse it with lemon juice as you go. It won't turn as fast.
 
Guyon said:
Douse it with lemon juice as you go. It won't turn as fast.
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I've heard that before, but it amazes me when I watch these people do it, they don't have that problem. Of course, I'm no expert at it, and had to handle it more.
 
granitestateofmind said:
It's a joke. As in "I don't care about finding your "ex"". Get it? "stop asking me to solve your problems".
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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.

The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.

Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed.

Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.
 
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