And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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And here I thought that Jim was Uncle Bill's evil twin brother...y'know...the one that went into research and then...one day... something went terribly wrong...

Now we are left with picking up the Durbas....
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Harry
 
Blues, Koz, Cuttin & Rus, the blind leading the blind! I look great in a tophat & cape, Uncle is more down to earth & "married"!
Forget your evil ways, you all ain't gettin my Durbas.The Baby GRS is really sweet!Guys
all Uncle is is an innocent bystander!Crap ! Back to the cave, rain is gone & the sun is peaking out! Man, is it hot!Maui Jim's do help!
jim
 
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Uncle is Jim?!? Jim is Uncle?!?
(See Ace Ventura Pet Detective..."Finkle is Einhorn...Einhorn is Finkle?!?")

This is bad news boys, I have been trying to make it to Florida, but hitch-hikeing is hard with an 18"AK a 20"Kobra and my cutie 12"AK. Lil' bit warm here in Missippi, but it looks as if I need to turn right around and make my way to Reno.

Also, Jim...I mean Uncle...well both of'em may be married, but do you guys remember that story about that trucker who had 8 wives spread out all over the country? And from what I hear Uncle does get out of the house alot... so......
 
In the quiet little room in the 4th floor Psychiatric Ward, one of the recovering Wildlife Officers bolts errect in his bed and wails: "Uncle Jim...UNCLE JIM!"

In his nearby bed, his partner, a vacant look in his eyes, drools as he draws crude pictures of a caped man chasing bats with a wickedly curved knife in each hand...
 
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That was you as the monster in "Young Frankenstein"!!!! I knew it.
 
Oh the SHAME!(I'm choked up)How can you all believe This group of dasterdly malcontents! First you have a person(Blues) trying to drive a poor old researcher from his only home(cave),drive him out ,into the cold & rain,& confiscate his meager belongings (a few K's)to share with his pardner in crime,a dasterdly mean RICH Pharm.(Koz)(FORLORN FLUTE MUSIC IS NOW PLAYING TO AID IN THIS STORY)!They are not satisfied,they accuse Uncle,a saint, a pillar of honesty, a man who could not even have a bad thought(I'm on a roll but streaching it a bit)!hee!Uncle can't be me, I'm younger & better looking also would watch what I would hint at, Uncle's wife is so sweet & nice BUT remember she is a Gorka's daughter!One more thing, Uncle supplies the K's are you surrre you know what you are doing?? Sam. come on to Fl. I've moved my cask...I mean my bed now have plenty of room in the cave for new members,Catherine(spitting image of Zeta Jones says she wants to meet you!bwwaaah!
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Jim,Jim,JIM! First thank you for recognizing the that I am, in fact, a dasterdly malcontent
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(Actually voted most likely to be a dasterdly malcontent in my hight school senior class.......
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Now you've done nothing to deminish the whole finckle/ Einhorn//Michael/Janet Jackson same person thingy with you and Uncle ( or is it Just you OR Uncle??:confused
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As anyone can tell you, Superheroes are also masters of disguise. This is a hard and fast rule. So , "I am younger and better looking" could only mean Q at MI-6 made you a good mask! Touche...Khukuri Boy!
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Confused Craig
 
Cuttin,
At the next Konvention,I want to introduce you to the Gunting!You know "up close & personnal!(Big,HUGE,grin)
jim
 
Please.... May I hold your Durba?....If only I could touch the hem of his gown, for the merest moment...The Enlightenment...The Research...It must continue...Please... I beseech thee...

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Could Uncle, or Jim....both could be doing the Jeckyl and Hyde thing???? Some rare illness from Nepal...a Kuk disease? Maybe from unsheathing one too many kuks and following the sacrificial blood lettings?

Goodness Gracious...Who can we count on???who can we trust??? We need to tell the Kamis...Durba, Sanu, Bura, Kesar, Kumar and Murali.... all of'em!!!!

As Dr. Jeckyl never overcame his disease, we cannot let this happen with Uncle. We must find a cure. We need to keep the kukris flowing.(Besides I have something in the mail on its way, my lil sickle, and I'd like another eventually. One for each hand.)

Does anybody have the area code for Nepal??? Does anybody know if they have a phone in the shop? Maybe they know morse code, cause I don't even speak English very well...let us prey for the best.

By the way, I am in Arkansas now. Making it towards Nevada as quickly as possible.
 
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What once was a "normal" khukuri collector and member of Uncle Bill's cantina...Before the coming of Durba...

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Geeeez, I'm gone for a couple of days and look what happens.

I think Blues has given us not only ample evidence of Jim's split personality(ies), but that there are still some Federal agencies that are waaaay over staffed
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Tom
 
Meanwhile back in Miami....

Vince is wandering through Liberty City....

"Jimmy!! Yo, Jimmy! Where you man! There're saying you and Uncle are one and the same! Come on out man! We BOTH know Uncle's MUCH better looking! And he shaves too!"

The search continues....


 
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE!!! Besmirching the good name of our beloved Uncle Bill! I know for a fact that Uncle Bill doesn't even like bats all that much... I ask you now, "Does this look like our esteemed Uncle?" HMMMMM?
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Now I'm not saying that the dastardly cave dweller doesn't have help though. Of course he has help. Y'all just didn't look at the latest reconnaissance photos did you?
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