And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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It aint over Until It's OVER!!!!
And with some new developments that are just coming to light I can see this thread going over 500 posts!!!!!!!
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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
Yvsa,
what information are you keeping from us? I am back in Texas, about to head west, but considering handleing some of these Heck Spawn Cockroaches that are everywhere first. (My New Hasiya does a good job at getting through that tough outer shell and into their soft an goo like center. )

Yvsa are you saying that these gigantic bugs could be a work of a more sinester force?
Do I need to head west to figure out if Uncle is our "Researcher"? Or is Blues behind all this himself? A diversionary tactic to distract us from a larger and more dangerous plan? A plan to rule the world through the control of the supply of Kuks?

Say it isn't so, Yvsa! I couldent live without an occasional hand forged knife from Nepal!

For the sake of mankind,Please reveal what is hidden to all of us but the HI Medicine Man.
 
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As "the world turns" only me and "All of my children",only "the Shadow" knows for sure, wink, know the secrets of "the young and the sexless, er wait that's
restless."
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Uncle Bill IS Not "The Researcher" Blues and the others only thought so because they got a hold of some "rotgut whiskey" instead of the sweet,smooth,"Mountain Dew" and it fogged up their brains.
And that was set up by the Real "Resarcher" none other than Tsimi who has been trying to infiltrate our ranks and perhaps he has done so if the mistaken ones can't admit to their errors. It will be a sad day for all khukuridom if that doesn't happen.
The biggest thing going on right now is that the dreaded "Researcher" is trying to bribe the kamis at BirGhorka to go to work for the place that only sells those "Approved Government Issue Kukris with the documentation provided that says so.
We know the kamis won't crack since they are of the people of the Ghorka and their loyalty is beyond reproach.
But that doesn't mean that the dreaded "Researcher" won't try to get them drunk on rotgut whiskey and hijack them so they can all be under the tutelege of Durba at the forge!!!!!
Such a dastardly deed won't go unpunished by those of us who love all the kami's work and sniff and growl and snarl because we didn't manage to get the latest UBDOTD!!!!

Stay tuned. I know that there will be some comments on this post.
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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
Standing before all I hereby admit that I was duped by none other than Trickster. I ask forgiveness of those whom I may have doubted.

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I'll be vigilant to prevent its happening again.

Blues

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[This message has been edited by Blues (edited 06-27-2001).]
 
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Bro you're a big man for standing up and admitting that you were duped by the old Trickster and also by drinking rotgut, a sign of a truely desperate (troubled) man.
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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
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That's definitely gotta be kin to the rotgut!!!!!
Same kind of face I used to make years ago.
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Would you believe such a troubled man as I was to drink that stuff that I would turn into a single malt Scotch connoisseur(another dayumed word I had to look up)?
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And it's about time to hit the bottle for a cool one.


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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
It's sad to see all the confusion brought about by Blues & his evil pardners! Now you can ALL see that your poor Reseacher, is the good guy!Sniff!aLL i WANT TO DO IS LIVE IN THE CAVE & COLLECT k'S FOR rESEARCH,IS THAT SO BAD?? tRUE , i DO seem TO CHEAT TO GET k'S BUT YOU all UNDERSTAND IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION,AS AM I! Bwaaaaa!
jim
 
"Kooks and Khuks Illustrated, Collector's Edition"


Bishwakarma Publishing, Ltd.

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..."Swami, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear old swami"...


Blues

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Allright Paxton!!! You told me those negatives were destroyed!!!

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On a more serious note, Mr. Paxton is to be thanked for the public service he has rendered by showing the tragic effects of a cave dwelling, khukuri hoarding lifestyle.

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Here is the plan guys...we get the Durba to make dozens and dozens of Kagas katne khukuris all with slight variations. We have Uncle (recently proven to be the real "Uncle" by our resident medicine man)release them slowly, a new variation every few weeks. This will occupy Jim and his "Durba's Only" strain of HIKV for weeks. We can even play along by asking him quesions relateing to the different hardnesses and edge holding capability. Considering that they are only around 1/8 the price of a special, Durba better get busy...we are gonna need alot of'em.
 
We can also get Uncle Bill to start putting up stuff by that new Kami, Abrud. Durba, Durba, Durba, that is all that is on Jim's mind and he won't give a ( ) over a new Kami.
 
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OhmiGawd!!!!! New developments!!!!

This just in!!!!
It seems that the beleaguered "Researcher" has developed a fast as light travel mode that allows him to be in Nepal supervising Durba on his next piece to his alleged "home" in the cave in Florida in a matter of seconds or less.
The only trouble with this method of travel is that the speed brings on fits of euphoria and slobbering and incoherency. But will that make Tsimi any worse? Is Tsimi immune to this mode of travel as he claims to be from HIKV?
The upside to this is that initial reports from Nepal and the spy camera in BirGhorka is that Durba is rapidly tiring of a man(?) in a constant state of euphoria, slobbering and incoherency watching over his shoulder and the worst part is the appearing and disappearing of a crazed man(?) next to the hot forge.
Initial reports are also impying that Durba is starting to lose the stoicism of the Nepali people and is starting to giggle unontrollably at the worst possible moments and moving the red hot sprin around on the anvil as his helper swings the 20 Lb hammer resulting in khukuris being bent in reverse while the edge bevel is still on the correct
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The next upside report is that nanobots are quickly being developed to not only destroy this mode of travel, but also to erase the memory of anyone that knows about it.
But there sees to also be a vaccine being developed tht will counteract the nanobots in the medicine people involved in trying to stop Tsimi from his insane behavior.
We can only hope the vaccine is finished before the nanobots are made. They are also known to be escape artists and if they escape before the vaccine is finshed all mayhem could break out with Tsimi gaining the upper hand albeit for a short time as secret medicine people are being trained as I write this that will be immune from the nanobots.
Will everythng work out in time?
We can only pray so, but another upside is that thiis is being done in the private sector and not a government agency. We know what would happen if that were the case!!!!


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Yvsa.

"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
 
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