And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

[Blues]

My goodness Dave, but that cut me right to the bone. And after I tried so hard to set you on the correct path. Kids, what can you do?

Yvsa, please pass me a kleenex, won't you? (sniff)

 

[Rusty]

Sorry Blues, all out of Kleenex.

Here's a roll of Charmin, if that helps.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

I'D LIKE TO PASS YOU SOMETHING!Besides the hanky Ivsa's sending you!
jim

 

[Walosi]

You're a big boy.....and a Fed.....Use your shirtsleeve.....(Kleenex, for pete' sake..X$@#*& RAzzlfratzkin whole establishment goin downhill mmmmble)

DAVE...... . .. . never mind

 

[Yvsa]

:
I would say just use your sleeve, but we know the only ones who do that and we dayumed sure don't wanna be like them, ainnnit?

 

[Rusty]

Help! Uncle Bill, post a UBDOTD quick! They're starting a feeding frenzy on each other and there isn't even a blem at stake.

 

[Black Bear]

It sounds as though Dave is going for the juggler. I felt I had better take a stand, since I most assuredly have HIKV. I'm developing a WORM that attaches to Kuks and any RESEARCHERS that handle it will be invaded by this Worm as it burrows up there posterior OR.... any of the head orifices , whats the difference on a RESEARCHER. The WORM then takes control of their mind and forces them to give all their kuks to more deserving folks. I'll be shipping my first brood of WORMS to Uncle any day now.

 

[Blues]

At this rate, we may hit 1,000 today.

Thanks for all the good advice. (Rusty, Wal and Yvsa. )

Oh, and Black Bear, needless to say, you've joined the right side.

 

[Rusty]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT attempt to use the chamois as a filter.

The ghorapani alone is stronger than muriatic acid and will eat it's way right through chamois in nothing flat. I know it works to strain avgas, but there's a limit to what ought to be asked of anything.

 

[Blues]

Follow Us, We'll Take You To The Phantom's Cave...Follow Your Nose From There

 

[Yvsa]

:
I just now noticed your avatar.!!!!

But being a Super Moderator you could just wipe your eyes and blow your nose on your cape and then fly really fast over the cave while breaking the sound/cyber barrier, sorta dive bomb it ya know, and that would make anything attached to your Super Set of Clothes blow/slide off, Talk about Bombardment!!!!

Now I bet you hadn't thought of that had you?

 

[Blues]

The problem with this whole Super Moderator outfit is that everytime I wear the tights and pass gas, my ankles swell!

 

[billpaxton]

please pass me a kleenex, won't you? (sniff)

"There there little Blues... it'll be all better. Heres your tissues"

Did you folks see the rest of Blue's new avatar

 

[Blues]

...Sorry Bill, didn't mean to flush you down along with the kleenex. Say hi to your buddies down there...Oh, and be a dear, take the kryptonite with you. Such a nice boy...

 

[Walosi]

Wonder what the muzzle velocity of a size 12 loafer is, when gas-propelled from a supermoderator suit. Better keep him out of Mexican restaurants, for public safety concerns

 

[billpaxton]

Blues you need to stop drinking from the bowl. Its affecting your senses!

 

[Blues]

Blues you need to stop drinking from the bowl. Its affecting your senses!

Now If I Had Any Sense, Do You Think I'd Have Allowed Myself To Become A Moderator? (Kinda blows a hole in your theory, huh?)

 

[Bill Martino]

I knew this was going to happen. I'm having a hard time getting this thread to load and I KNOW it's going to blow a fuse -- or maybe blow up the entire site!!! And who's going to be to blame? A super moderator.

 

[Rusty]

Something tells me it's getting time to gather up my clothes and shoes and tiptoe out in my stocking feet to behind the woodpile ( having both concealment *and* cover is very important ) and finish dressing out there.

( insert background music from the "Pink Panther" )

 

[Blues]