And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Koz,
Don't be concerned,THAT NDN, is done , over ,exausted! True he WAS good , even surpassed Blues with that shark!Alas, he does NOT have anymore imagination !HEE!:p Hey NDN, give up, the Researcher is SAFE(would say in his cave but I don't want to be compared to that******** in Afgan)! Lord, how I would love to be the American that wastes him ! NDN you are (now) a kind ELDER! Me, I've been called a lot of things starting with mean ,Sorry guys, forgot my humor!
JIM
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
I know this thread is going to blow a fuse sooner or later.
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Nah, all the fuses were pulled and replaced with the old style copper pennies months ago. Don't you remember Therblig's corrollary to Murphy's law that a ten cent fuse will protect itself by frying a thousand dollar computer?
 
That rumor has it Tsimi will leave his cave and come out for a breath of fresh air. He also apparently will be disguised beyond imagination.

Now Blues, how about running Tsimi through the Interpol computer network just so that we don't wind up losing track of him;) :D
 
Koz,
Blues will never lose track of me, not as long as he needs a friend or someone to cover his 6! As far as Interpol forget it! Uncle was one of the few to get a Pic at the Fl. Konv. My pic. are rarer than THAT NDN's!The weird pic you will prob find ,is of Town S. Bill P or that FLYING PIG person!
jim
 
Tsimi's a little easier to track these days since he has aborted his propensity for dwelling in caves as a matter of principle. (So as not to be mistaken for some other cave dweller who really needs to be the subject of some up close khukuri research.)

In light of this development, I am declaring a current moratorium on bringing the assets of the government to bear against the "Researcher" though I still think some gentle ribbing is in order and may be called for. ;)
 
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LAUGHING SOOO HARD,I'M CRYING, MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING! I, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HAVE NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME ,ON RUS'S ADDITION TO HIS NURSE'S WAY'S TO GET HIM TO TAKE HIS CASTEROIL!There is NO limit to your wackyness,is there??
jim

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These just in....

These photographs were taken by our confidential source who infiltrated Clifton's cave dwelling a few months ago. Long thought to have been found out and tortured by the infamous one-legged dancing girls know to travel with Clifton, we have now re-established contact with this source. This information was initially mailed two months ago, but was not sent using Fed Ex... and just now arrived at the HQ in SD.


Photo 1: Subject-Jim Clifton: AKA, Tsimi
Notice the pale complection from residing in the underground headquarters...

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Photo 2: Subject-Bubba: a new associate of Clifton's. Bubba and Clifton met in the county lockup when he was taken into custody for questioning and subsequently released...
Note: Bubba has allegedly moved into the Clifton compound and should be considered hostile... He reportedly attempted to take over the gang... but was subdued by Clifton...

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Photo 3: Subject-Members of the Clifton gang plan a "Research" operation.

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Photo 4: Subject-Clifton's advanced internet capabilities
Note: Clifton is rumored to have obtained advanced alien technology from a classified research facility in the SW United States. Our source risked his life to obtain the first proof that cooroborates this rumor...

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Photo 5: Subject-Clifton's personality
Note: Reportedly, Clifton is know to breakout in maniacal laughter when told of his opposition's movements against him. In fact, he is known to just breakout in maniacl laughter for no apparent reason. Use Caution when interacting with him.

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Report out

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Photo #2 is a fake. As any martial arts student knows all researcher (and most junior researchers) wear a white gi not a black hakama as is shown in the picture. We also wear tin foil helmets or let the natural shine of our polished heads blind the non-belivers. The use of hair would make us look like NDNs. I feel like i'm in a time warp again :barf: .
Bubba (the real one):D
 
That reminds me of a poem....

Every morning my Dad lies in bed
Picks his nose and polishes his head.
 
Bubba,

True, the correct uniform would be a white gia, however, my source states that this photo was taken during the moments before this individual Bubba tried to take over the Clifton Fellowship Clan. He (uh, she... well... never mind) wanted to usurp "The Researcher" as Grand Poobah of the Clan, thus the contrasting Black Hakima and hair... Everyone knows that any Grand Poobah has to dress different than his/her followers. And he/she was trying to make a fashion statement at the same time :p .

Fortunately for Tsimi, his highly trained, one-legged dancing girl protective detail sniffed out the plan before Bubba had a chance for it to be fully sprung... and they kicked him into submission.

The last report I got indicated that Bubba was now wearing a studded doggie collar and following "The Researcher," around on a leash :D .

Trust me when I claim that all the photographs have been verified with digital imagery supercomputers lent to us by the NSA. Tsimi's retina has been printed and is on file with the appropriate authorities. These photos have been verified as being Tsimi.
 
Now one can see what happens to one who does "research". Thanks to the sagacious Alan and the loquacious Cougar, I think that the terrible Tsimi has finally met his match!;) :D :p
 
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WE ARE COMING FOR YOU TSIMI!!!! SURRENDER TO THE HIKV WHILE THERE IS YET TIME!

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REPENT AND HONOR TRUTH AND RIGHTEOUSNESS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
 
Uncle,
I stand corrected, there are "TWO" of us who are SANE,you & me!
Doc,unless he has left this forum,due to the "overabundance" of escaped "LOONIES", NEEDS TO POST WHERE THEY CAN REPORT IN & RECIEVE HELP!Rus I fear, along with AC is "BEYOND HELP",THEY need to be locked up!Oh Blues,you are needed!!
jim:D
 
Following the researcher and learning his ways is now my most important leisure time activity ;) . It has replaced my former number one activity, entering Readers Digest Sweepstakes contests. For those who would suggest that there is an internal plot among tsimi's loyal followers to assume control, I would remind them of an old Indian saying (from India) "when two men ride on the same elephant ---- one must ride on the rear."
Best wishes from the rear of an elephant,
Bubba
 
Bubba, with the new environmental laws, I regret to tell you that the second man no longer rides on the back but must now follow with the pooper scooper.
 
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