And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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An inside source confirms Tsimi has spent hours lately reading and rereading the Hemlock Society book "FINAL EXIT: The Practicalities of Self-Deliverance" by Derek Humphries and spending long periods on the phone with his new guru, Dr. Jack Kevorkian. This does not bode well, folks.
 
Is Tsimi raving? Is that the right word? This is what comes of going down to the bowels of the cave every night with no other purpose except count khukuris and try to figure how to make the tally more tomorrow. Wasn't there a guy named Midas who used to do the same thing except with money?
 
..that Tsimi might have acquired the "Khukuri Touch"...that would be awful..he couldn't even pet the doghuri. .....OOOPS! :( :rolleyes:
 
Tsimi, aka Jim L. Clifton, aka the Researcher, aka the Creature from the Black Lagoon in drag, aka the Cave Dweller will announce tomorrow the disbandment of the JC Fellowship, and the initiation of the JC HIKV Knuts Klub with his assumption of the exalted position of "First Knut" and his admission that Yea Brothers and Sisters!!! I have found the answer and it is HIKV, Praise Durba, Bura, Sanu and pass the UBDOTD!!!;) :D :D

After that, he will display the 800 plus khukuris secreted away in the Cave for soliciting funds for the "United we stand for more khukuris" benevolent fund.

The wise and sagacious Yvsa will administer the fund with Ferric Oxide in charge of security.

Stay tuned....as the khukuri turns.....
 
standing on the edge of something, but I'm gonna move back until we can see what bubbles up :rolleyes: Tsimi can do some strange things when the dawn light hits him:eek:
 
Grumble! "NUTS"!SLAM!!!!AIN'T A MEN'S CLUB ANYMORE!NO UBDOTD'S,NO MORE DURBA'S,NO TESTING,$#%^^&! SOAP OPERA!I'm going fishing with Koz,or hiding with Blues,really bad when I do stuff with the ENEMY!Would have invited THAT NDN,Wal,AC,PAX,TOWN,& RUS TO GO but they ain't members anymore, they are soap opera fans now!!Sad,very sad how MEN have become WIMPS!EVEN BILL HAS TURNED!
jim:barf: :(
 
The humidity in the cave makes the fuzz all gooey and sticky... kinda like crawling under the bed when you are wet... you come out looking like you were attacked by dust bunnies :D

Alan
 
The dust bunnies under my bed have been there so long I'm afraid of them so can't go under the bed for fear of attack. Isolation makes them vicious.
 
This just in...

U.S. Spy satellites photos just in might explain where Tsimi has been today (his absence was noted by authorities... who re-tasked the satellites to track his movements)...

Tsimi has utilized alien technology again... but for GOOD this time :D:D:D

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I think the ongoing khukopera has him bored:p

:D:D:D

Alan
 
I heard his voice echoing in the cavern:

"Hasta la vista, baby.

I'll be back."


Surveillance Photo of Tsimi hotfooting it out of the cave on his way to Kabul:

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He must need to go some place that isn't so warm and fuzzy.
Who knows...there are probably alot of one legged women over there that could be itching to dance? :rolleyes: :p ;)
 
Tsimi don't need no warm and fuzzy stuff. Yuck.

Khukuris, trucks and Taliban hunting is pleasure enough.

No time for effete activities.

Thankfully his research may yet lead to something good, a new strain called HTKV.

(Himalayan Taliban Killing Virus)
 
Seriously, I had a Marine Corpsman call and order a Gelbu Special to carry on his tour of duty in Afghanistan. I just hope he doesn't decide to use it in his normal field practice.
 
Off topic, I know, but does anybody have any stories of what happens when Ghorkas or Ghurkas spot an american ( or brit ) soldier carrying a khuk? Just wondering what their reaction would be?
 
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