And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

[Bill Martino]

Fifty years ago when I was a young sailor I'd have a very nasty comment to insert here -- but now, like the Caveman, I'm just a saintly old khukuri peddler who doesn't say nasty things -- I just think them.

 

[ACStudios]

Bill,

The difference between you and the Caveman is the "saintly" description is at least *plausible* with you. ... with Tsimi, it's just smoke an mirrors to get your guard down

 

[Tohatchi NM]

If this thread had any more legs, it would be swiping UBDOTO's out from under our noses.

 

[redvenom]

This post is ALIVE!!!

At 75 pages, even a 40" Khukuri would have trouble cutting thru it...

Andrew Limsk

 

[Roger Smith]

Originally posted by Tohatchi NM
If this thread had any more legs, it would be swiping UBDOTO's out from under our noses.

Like Tsimi.

 

[Bill Martino]

Did you see what he did to the PGAs today? When the sword lovers get home from work and see this the Caveman better put up barricades at the cave entrance.

 

[Tohatchi NM]

Originally posted by redvenom

At 75 pages, even a 40" Khukuri would have trouble cutting thru it...

Andrew Limsk [/B]

When it gets to 2000, we'll have to all chip in and get the complete text written on a grain of rice.

I'll start working on rice with 50lb grains.

 

[Rusty]

Oh my lord -

next we'll have Paxton drawing a cartoon take-off on Jack and the Beanstalk, only this will be Tsimi and the Ricestalk ( that grows 50 pound grains or kernels of rice - kind of like a palm tree, only four or five hundred feet high ).

And that darn Daffy er, Tsimi is out there trying to cut it down with his Durba. And it'll not only land on top of him, but fall and close all lanes of the L A Freeway at rush hour.

 

[Rusty]

Has the duck gone to far? Is it time to form a BladeForums Vigilance Committee?

Tune in this morning for the latest episode of the "PHANTOM OF THE KHUKURA!" We now return you to your regularly scheduled program now in progress, brought to you by Lynn Thompson's "Cold Steel" Special Products Division.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Rus,
You got me!!You are probably a little off on the chopping part,me & the Durba are kind of dangerous when we are together!!
jim

 

[Blues]

Jim,

I hear you're most dangerous when you're alone!!!

(Hey, when do I start collecting royalties on this thread? )

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Blues,
Buddy,"YOUR" royal. are me as your friend!!You didn't expect$$$ did you?? Besides how much $$$ would you take for our frienship??
jim

 

[Blues]

Put that way, Jim, no amount of rupees or sheckels could begin to equal that value.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Blues,
Sniff! I'm all choked up!You have created this monster(Paxton,Wal & the rest of this Kuk. clan),as for me ,I'm still after 75 pages ,"THE INNOCENT SAINTLY ABUSED ONE"!GLAD YOU ARE BACK!
YOU HELP KEEP ME IN LINE,WELL AT THE LEAST, YOU KEEP ME NORMAL!
jim the Saint!

 

[Blues]

Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
YOU KEEP ME NORMAL!

Jim, there's a lot of things I can do...

...but that's just not one of 'em!!!

 

[Bill Martino]

Just like old times.

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Blues,
Ah,poor choice of words on my part!! Maybe not!! To me you are Superman & can do anything!! Ah, Ladyfriend saw this & said"Nobody's "that good! Normal & you(Jim) are total strangers!
D***! Blues is right AGAIN!! That makes twice he has been right since I've known him!hee!
jim

 

[Blues]

Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
That makes twice he has been right since I've known him!hee!

Brings to mind the words of Groucho Marx...

"This is a gala day for you."

Groucho: "Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."

 

[Bill Martino]

Especially one legged dancing gals.

 

[Blues]

Uncle Bill,

The honor of #1500 should be yours.