And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Blues & now Vince! Everyone returns to take their shots at the poor old "Researcher"!:( I'm moving to the mountains where I can have some peace & quiet(course I'll have to shut down the cave & leave "ALL" my K'S behind!!
jim
 
Jim,

If you need to uproot and develope a new research facility. Think Maine. There are those of us up here that might even help you pack up all those old khuks to ensure they made it up here safely! You could do some cold weather testing, digging snow caves for shelter and the like. All of these tests would be valid for a true researcher such as yourself. I might even take on the role of Igor and be your research assistant. Hee!!

Rick
 
I might even take on the role of Igor and be your research assistant
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Good Lord Rick, what's happened to you?!?!:eek: I can only hope this is a ploy to lure the Khukuri troglodite up here so we can take all his khuks and send them--well most of them--back to their righful owners. I gotta keep some, after all some of those PGA's were MINE, MINE, MINE:mad:

If not, I'm on my way over to take custody of you khuks--for you own good, so they don't wind up being "donated" as part of your "application fee" for being a research assistant. Tsimi will wave the female requirement if he gets wind of that YCS and Falcata:D
 
Rob,
You have met me. Could I be that devious and sneaky. hehehe Remember I stated that there were , some of us. I would never attempt a coup of the phantom on my own. I do not think I would survive. I am but a mere mortal. HMMMM what ploy WOULD work? Must set mind to work. The assistant thing was caught too quickly. I must try harder!:D ;)
 
yOU AMATUERS WOULD never GET PAST THE SECURITY CK.! HEE! yOU WILLnEVER GET all the k's! er,ah, Maui,"What" YCS??pant,pant!!
jim:D
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Blues & now Vince! Everyone returns to take their shots at the poor old "Researcher"!:( I'm moving to the mountains where I can have some peace & quiet(course I'll have to shut down the cave & leave "ALL" my K'S behind!!
jim
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Ahh Tsimi,
Living up here in the mountains eh? It looks like maybe you have seen the light! The light of reason of course is hard to enjoy in a CAVE. Clear mountain air and the light of Reason.
There is MORE than enough room at my place for the Ks. But you'd never consider that ( smart too!). I can set you up a 1/2 mile down the road on my other piece.
Yes I can see the way it will be. Tsimi coming to his senses, coming to ME. Asking for my forgiveness of which would grant with only a few admonitions ( I am a truly generous Genius. Remember I am evil only part-time :rolleyes: :) and only in order to HELP you see...
Then all of us here in the Cantina can join together in a true Brotherhood of the Blade. Flying khuks, cold brews and a common understanding. I could make YOU my right hand Tsimi, loved and trusted. All would see the benefits of joing the true Brotherhood as evidenced by YOU.
The "ladies" have room too. We have a good prosthetics lab in the area. No more unsightly gimps. Call me. I'm sure you'll agree.

Join me Tsimi!!!:cool: :D :p

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Forget that BS!:barf:I've been pursuaded by the Ladies to stay in this well conditioned cave!! You Rog are the biggest Con I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED! AT ONE TIME, I THOUGHT BLUES COULD TALK ANYBODY INTO ANYTHING, WHY HE COULD EVEN TALK "ME" INTO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!YOU ,ARE JUST "PLAIN EVIL"! YOU AIN'T GETTING MY K'S"!!:mad:
FACE IT ,IF THE PURE MEMBERS OF THE CANTINA HAD TO VOTE ON WHO THEY "trust" with their K's me or you!! YOU WOULD LOSE!HEE! Course Maui's vote wouldn't count, an neither would,Rus(haven't got Drs. releases yet)!
jim :cool:
 
Tsimi,
Thems must be the pain meds talking. I know that if you reconsidered for a moment, my future right hand man, you'd see the LIGHT. The dank cave atmosphere must be impeding the efficacy of your medication. Take a moment to clear your thoughts, let them rise UP, UP, UP.
My poor little Tsimi has got hisself all mixed up. Joining me is the only way to true happiness. I don't ask for Ks, girls or guano; just partake of the contentment that happiness brings and find out.
There are those out there who would join w/ me if they had a leader. That is you Jim. Come. Join me. Lead those who are afraid to the Light.

I'm waiting by the phone for that call that says Tsimi is coming to the mountain. Make that call.

p.s.
Now that you are reconsidering, I may have to strike "evil" from my sig. I can simply be the Benevolent Genius; Tsimi's spiritual advisor.
 
Rog,
Bull Hockey! :barf: To make you feel better,"Just called Bill, got a 20" Sir. on the way,1ea. KANT.,1EA,.TARWAR,1EA. 20"SIR!COMING TO "me"! What does a SAINT LIKE ME, NEED WITH A SINNER LIKE YOU!HEE!
BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID, STILL,"SNARLING,PROWLING,& GROWLING FOR MORE K'S! BWAAAAAAAAA!
jim :cool:
 
Tsimi,
More Ks is not the answer. Come up the mountain and see the light.
You might be thinking that on your journey I'd make a few calls and get some M43s or GS or whatever, but NO!
I'm pure. Spiritually that is. I can tell you more when you call as you promised after the PGA riot.
I know that you want to join me. During the lucid periods that the pain filled haze, I know you'll see the light.
 
You are PURE ALRIGHT!!HEE! MORE K'S WORKS FOR ME!!hMMM! WAIT A MINUTE, DIDN'T YOUR WIFE AT ONE TIME SAY SHE THOUGHT i WAS CUTE!! "now ,I know the reason for your madness!"SHE",is the "evil one"!! You are just a pawn to get my K'S FOR HER!!(Boy, this thread is getting more,& more like a SOAP)!LOL! "ALL" BLUES FAULT!!:D
jim:cool:
 
She loves 'em alright. She loves to get them for me!
She sent Uncle a note for the Rose but didn't know what I wanted, just knew that I did.
Sha has a hard time holding them, her hands are too small.
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
"ALL" BLUES FAULT!!:D
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Moi??? I'm shocked, dismayed, and might I add, a bit taken aback. ;)
 
Me thinks several forumites are in NEED of LARGE quantities of PROZAC.:p Or perhaps, a FRONTAL LOBOTOMY.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEE! :D :D :D :D
 
I'd Rather Have A Free Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Pre-Frontal Lobotomy.
 
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