And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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HAWHAWHAW:p
The power of the Dark One is great.
After seeing this pic I spilled hot coffee in my lap from ROTFLMAO.
 
Hey Aussie!! CUTE! YEAH! CUDDLY @#$%%$ MY ***! M43, you were lucky,Bill "AMBUSHED ME" TOLD ME THERE WAS ONLY ONE!!:mad:THAT NDN,Reminds me of a DEMOC. POLI(named Carter!hee!)Gave you ALL a chance!! WOULD YOU ALL LEAVE ME IN PEACE!OH NOoooo! Blues has to show a pic of what he looks like on the job,&claim it's me(too many women would hang him ,if i told them what he posted) THE REST OF YOU HAVE TO STIR THINGS UP!! OK BOYS & GIRLS"NO MORE RETIREMENT"!!I'M BACK,"SNARLIN & PROWLIN" FOR MORE K'S!:mad:I'll just post a SMALL COUNT,CAUSE I KNOW ROG,AC,WAL THAT NDN & BLUES CAN'T COUNT(AT THE FL. KONV.BLUES KEPT SAYING JIM IT'S YOUR TURN TO BUY,SO I "KNOW"HE CAN'T COUNT BESIDES HE'S "CHEAP)HEE!:D Soooo far,acguired(fairly ,I might add),the last of the Chitlangs for awhile,a BGir.,Vill.Sirip.,another BG VILL,A ROSE,AtARWAR,A FEW SHIRTSYour only hope now KIDDIES IS UNCLE,YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE WILD D...,I MEAN MONSTER! :mad:NO MORE MR NICE GUY! BERK PIANO IN THE WHOREHOUSE,"HA"!! NO WHOREHOUSE I'M FAMIL. WITH IS "THAT" HARD UP!! EVEN THE LOWEST HAS MORE VALUES THAN TO LET "YOU" IN!GLENN ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE WITH THESE GUYS,THERE IS ANOTHER "MORE REFINED " YOU CAN JOIN,I CAN HELP!HEE! BWAAAA!WHERE'S PAXTON?? I WANT A PIECE OF HIM TOO! HE AIN'T GETTIN OFF SCOTT FREE! AW,CRAP!! I WENT & SCARED HIM!HEE!:D
jim(still the saint)
 
Originally posted by Berkley
Funny, but that's what my wife says too! But I'm having too much fun playing piano in the whorehouse.:D
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Berk it's too bad we're as young as we are. Had we lived at our present ages during the Roaring Twnties we could have both worked at my uncle's whorehouse together, you as the piano player and me as the bouncer.
Unk's Bordello was at the fringes of the Red light District in the bad part of town. You knew you were there when you saw his Red Neon sign with the arrow pointing towards the basement telling you and everyone who could read that the name of his infamous enterprise
was "Lo & Be Holed.":rolleyes:

And it could turn out to be more ways than one as some of the cool cats carried a .32 gun in their pockets just for fun.
Ah, the good old days!!!!!!! When men were men and the sheep were scared and everyone knew what stump broke meant!!!!!!!;)
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Hey Aussie!! CUTE! YEAH! CUDDLY @#$%%$ MY ***! M43, you were lucky,Bill "AMBUSHED ME" TOLD ME THERE WAS ONLY ONE!!:mad:THAT NDN,Reminds me of a DEMOC. POLI(named Carter!hee!)Gave you ALL a chance!! WOULD YOU ALL LEAVE ME IN PEACE!OH NOoooo!

Soooo far,acguired(fairly ,I might add),the last of the Chitlangs for awhile,a BGir.,Vill.Sirip.,another BG VILL,A ROSE,AtARWAR,A FEW SHIRTSYour only hope now KIDDIES IS UNCLE,YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE WILD D...,I MEAN MONSTER! :mad:NO MORE MR NICE GUY! BERK PIANO IN THE WHOREHOUSE,"HA"!! NO WHOREHOUSE I'M FAMIL. WITH IS "THAT" HARD UP!! EVEN THE LOWEST HAS MORE VALUES THAN TO LET "YOU" IN!GLENN ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE WITH THESE GUYS,THERE IS ANOTHER "MORE REFINED " YOU CAN JOIN,I CAN HELP!HEE! BWAAAA!WHERE'S PAXTON?? I WANT A PIECE OF HIM TOO! HE AIN'T GETTIN OFF SCOTT FREE! AW,CRAP!! I WENT & SCARED HIM!HEE!:D
jim(still the saint)
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I do have to tell all a y'all that Tsimi has finally convinced me there isn't any such thing as HIKV and that the desired results of khukuri aquisition is RESEARCH!!!!!!!
And since I already have a cave in Oklahoma I'm set to go. Just wait until I get in better shape, I'm improving on a weekly and sometimes daily basis, and I will be posting severe reviews on the use and abuse of H.I.Khukuis all in the name of RESEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAA BBbWWWAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!:p
 
NDN,
The only HOUSE that you & Berk, could have had a job in back in the 20's ,would have been the OUTHOUSE, & that would have been cleaning it out!:D Whorehouse! ha!! o NLY IN YOU ALL'S DREAMS!HEE!
jim(Saint):p
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
NDN,
The only HOUSE that you & Berk, could have had a job in back in the 20's ,would have been the OUTHOUSE, & that would have been cleaning it out!:D Whorehouse! ha!! o NLY IN YOU ALL'S DREAMS!HEE!
jim(Saint):p
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And all that after I have became a RESEARCHER!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
 
Hope it ain't that old Katy track ballast mine up near Sapulpa....If it is, don't go "BWAAAAHAHAHA!! in there. I've seen chunks the size of a three bedroom house fall out of the ceiling. The bats won't even roost in it.
 
Let's get a research grant for Tsimi to go study in Nepal where he'd have an opportunity to perform destructive edge testing on said Maoists.

I could get behind that kind of research! ;)
 
HOT ****!Blues,"SEE WHAT HAPPENS when you associate with me '!!You begin to actually have good ideas!!:D Unbelievable!!Blues is "THINKING"!!:D WAIT A MINUTE!! What's your angle ?? It was that crack I made about you being CHEAP wasn't it! OK,OK!TAKE YOUR SHOT,i'M READY!! yOU AIN'T BEEN THIS REASONABLE SINCE page one!!Right about now,Windy Wal,or that NDN tbl .maker will chime in! :rolleyes:
JIM
 
Oh..oh... is that the cave door opening. Now I have to go lock the doors and bar the windows. Must protect the Dubas.....

n2s
 
Chime in....? As in "Ding Dong"...? Now he's gonna blame us 'cause he thinks he hears the Avon Lady at the door....all day long.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Anybody got the number for Thai International Airways?
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Actually, Bill, I think the idea is that you smoke the number on Thai International Airways.

Fly Thai! No Stems Or Seeds That You Don't Need!
 
My old avatar is back, thanks to Bill Paxton. Thanks, Bill, it just feels right.
 
I don't know what happened to my cute, cuddly teddy bear. I think I just woke a grizzly. I feel like I've got a bear by the tail. SAINT, MORE REFINED, RESEARCHER - who do I believe here?
 
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