another contest......

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood
behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the
casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm
sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted. :D

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How long before I find out that I won :confused: :thumbup::D
 
I would like to thank Chris (valleytinworks) for having such a fine contest and delivering this mighty blade as a prize.
He said it had been abused but it wasn't that bad.
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After about 30 minutes with a couple grits of sandpaper and another 20 minutes on a double sided bench stone she looks like this now.
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looks good mhawg..... have fun with her...... she has seen some real abuse..... was my shop knife (used for chopping steel panels for art etc....and other dirty jobs) now there are a few fbms laying about
 
Better late than never:

> Mental Health Outsourcing
>
> I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
>
> Got a call center in Pakistan.
>
> I told them I was suicidal.
>
> They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


I know it is over, but thought I would share.
 
Sweet give away, sorry I missed the chance. I had a funny couple lined up. But thanks for the giveaway anyway!
 
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