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- Dec 26, 2007
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I've done 2 gun and knife shows so far, and I must say...I really hated working them. I guess I'm just not cut out for sitting there patiently, dealing with legions of tire-kickers who drool over the knives, get their grubby hands all over them...and then walk away without buying, having emitted the far-too-common, "I'll be back!"
Yesterday, in north Austin, I dealt with...
I packed up early and left, and donated my tables for today to the nice older couple next to me. I don't need those shows. Not at all.
Yeah...shows.
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Yesterday, in north Austin, I dealt with...
- A mother with tots in tow, who admonished one of them, "Don't get too close to that table, they've got knives just LAYING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE" (Uh, hello, ma'am...IT'S A GUN AND KNIFE SHOW HERE, why don't you train your kids right or leave 'em at home?)
The one-uppers who would scan the table, then ask for whatever I didn't have. (Do you have Bokers? What...no Bokers??? How about Case collectibles...what, you just have stinky old handmade high-end high priced customs? You don't got nothin' with Dale Earnhard on it???")
After I'd given up (way too many people, way too few wallets opening up), a guy asking, "Ma'am, quick question, could you explain to me what the different kinds of steel are?" (My reply: "Uh, sure, guy...if you've got a few semesters, because that's several courses in Mechanical Engineering you just asked for and as you can see, I'm packing up to go home now.")
The contentious moron who asked, "Ma'am, how much is that machete there?" and when I said, "Oh, let's look at the price tag...it's $35." he said, "THAT'S A $5 MACHETE! I know because I bought one of those in 2004 for $5!" To which I replied, "Yeah, you got a deal, and do you know what's happened to the price of steel in the last 4 years?" He said, "It hasn't increased 7 times!" And I said, "Hey, if you don't want it, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT, JACK!"
I packed up early and left, and donated my tables for today to the nice older couple next to me. I don't need those shows. Not at all.
Yeah...shows.

