Anyone heard of this guy?

[smoakie976]

Mr. "Lightning's" real name:

Whois
Domain Name.......... razrknife.com
Creation Date........ 2006-02-07
Registration Date.... 2006-02-07
Expiry Date.......... 2009-02-07
Organisation Name.... John Peters
Organisation Address. 487 Alico Libby Road
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. Babson Park
Organisation Address. 33827
Organisation Address. FL
Organisation Address. UNITED STATES

For a world-travelling "Tac-Tickle Operator," it seems he skipped the internet security courses...vague claims, an alias...sheesh...

That is only like an hour from my work, maybe I should stop into his shop, if he has one! Maybe I could take a tour and see how they are made.

 

[smoakie976]

I'll bid you all good night with a picture of MY IDOL just so you know where I'm coming from

Man, I haven't see Cal Worthington in a long ass time! Brings me back !

 

[TheUSMC2017]

$300 for that piece of crap sheath? Even with the push knife and compass, I probably wouldn't pay $100.

 

[wolfmann601]

I just love it when I read "Licensed by Secretary of State"

Yeah, sure maybe a license to import and export shrimp!!

But to be a trained mall Ninja Wannabe....................well those licenses are by Presidential order number 696969 only and require the applicant to have killed 300 bad guys with a..............................RAZR

Dun Dun da dun da Dun

 

[smoakie976]

I just read every single post on this thread and it was hilarious! I am sorry that I am bringing it back, but it is too funny not to, plus I cannot believe that he is actually still "making" and selling these! It definitely looks like he effed up a TOPS knife!

 

[blevinsknives]

What an interesting read! Believe it or not the guy is still in business though.

 

[frontline29]

Agreed, this is probably one of the funniest threads on the whole forum.

I'll have to bookmark it and read it again when I have some time.

 

[Sharpe95th]

Terrible, just terrible!!

 

[roughedges]

I love that this thread still keeps finding its way to the top after all this time. What a character that guy is. Or was. Whatever.

I coudn't remember where I came across this J. Lightning name before. It turned out to be a coincidence, the name I was trying to remember wa John Thunder, cobbled together from the same source this guy uses: the Carthaginian Hannibal, properly Hannibal Barca.

Hannibal is Phoenician for Gracious is Baal (Lord). In the closely related Hebrew language, that would be Hananyah, or Yahannan. In European languages, Yahannan became Johan or John. Barca is the Hebrew Barak: thunderbolt.

Hannibal Barca: J(ohn) Lightning.

I hope the people buying one of his Razr knives don't expect a cellphone with a blade built in, or a knife you can call home on.

Maybe I'm just easily amused but this is on my top 10, if not top 5, posts of all time list.

 

[crazyengineer]

How on earth is this guys site still up?

has anyone managed to get ahold of one of these knives since this thread was started? (not saying that it is a good Idea lol)

this is a good example of why I use the phrase "I hate people"

on a side note, reading through this thread was really funny

 

[Locutus D'Borg]

These knives are probably collector's items by now, assuming they haven't fallen to pieces.

 

[D.C.Johnson]

I want one surely it will blow my 3v fixed blades out of the water... And a sheath worth as much as a small sebenza haha this is definately lightining my week up thanks for bumping locutus i needed a good chuckle

 

[Krissig12]

CLEAR!!! ZAPP!.......This thread is back to life!

Just wanted to question why there have been no cases presented here in which anyone has bought this thing?
Surely if his site is still up, someone must be buying his crap......
Nobody knows a guy who knows a guy who might know someone who was dumb enough to buy it? I wish we did, because some pics of this thing snapped in half would be the best way to finally bury this guy and his triple heat treat bullshit

 

[HardTripper]

Wow..... Just read the whole thing. All I really took away from it is that Steven Dick is even more full of shit than I already expected. Gonna use my TK mags as tinder, no offense to mistwalker...

 

[B-N]

Wow, I too have read the entire thread, simply astonishing...

 

[painkilleraz]

Lol, okay, thank you all. Best thread ever, I am going to buy three of his knives, they will look great with my frost cutlery special wizard slaying three edged tactimall kits.