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Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
Wow, I'm jealous. I cleaned my kids room this morning :barf:. 2.5 hours later I can move on to giving baths and getting them ready to go out tonight.
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Well Mrs S, DJ got a hold of Christopher's art supplies and dump a quart of RED paint all over his room, AFTER he painted the walls, his bed, his feet and a few other items with his used diaper... (IT was all SLIPPY!)

Sooooo... he is in the tub and I am cleaning his room... again.
 
MrCoffee said:
Well Mrs S, DJ got a hold of Christopher's art supplies and dump a quart of RED paint all over his room, AFTER he painted the walls, his bed, his feet and a few other items with his used diaper... (IT was all SLIPPY!)

Sooooo... he is in the tub and I am cleaning his room... again.
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Yea well, how do you think I feel. I worked all morning and now the Mrs. tells me I owe her a garage cleaning......
 
Just had Christmas with my mom and sister. No one was harmed. I did damn good. Streamlight Microstream, Maxpedition EDC Organizer, 2 new pair of hiking socks and a new headlamp, oh and a custom ink pen an old local guy makes. Polished deer antler inserts. It's pretty neat.

Hope everyone else is keeping their sanity! Church, then I gots'ta eat!
 
shotgunner11 said:
Yea well, how do you think I feel. I worked all morning and now the Mrs. tells me I owe her a garage cleaning......
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You must have one NASTY garage if you can put it in the same catagory as having to clean the artistic work my son did with his poopy diaper....

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MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!
 
MrCoffee said:
You must have one NASTY garage if you can put it in the same catagory as having to clean the artistic work my son did with his poopy diaper....

:)

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!
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One time, I was working 3rd shift and watching the kids during the day while the Mrs. was going to school and working. I was nailing down 2 or 3 hours of sleep a day at best.

Well, sometimes I really just couldn't stay awake and would gate myself and the critters into the living room and doze on the couch.

One time my dearest Mykaela, in all her artistic glory, picked through her diaper and smeared the foul contents on every surface in that living room. TV, walls, coffee table, doors, the cat, the carpet and last but not least, daddy's face.

I woke to possibly the worst smell in the history of mankind, of course it was somewhat amplified due to the fact that there was poop IN MY NOSE!

It took me a solid 3 or 4 hours of cleaning to make it even semi right again.
 
We called that a poopy picaso. Kaela was very famous for her Picaso's. Ask the mr about his experience with our Poopy Picaso.
 
shotgunner11 said:
One time, I was working 3rd shift and watching the kids during the day while the Mrs. was going to school and working. I was nailing down 2 or 3 hours of sleep a day at best.

Well, sometimes I really just couldn't stay awake and would gate myself and the critters into the living room and doze on the couch.

One time my dearest Mykaela, in all her artistic glory, picked through her diaper and smeared the foul contents on every surface in that living room. TV, walls, coffee table, doors, the cat, the carpet and last but not least, daddy's face.

I woke to possibly the worst smell in the history of mankind, of course it was somewhat amplified due to the fact that there was poop IN MY NOSE!

It took me a solid 3 or 4 hours of cleaning to make it even semi right again.
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that just sounds horrible! i couldn't imagine waking up and seeing fecal matter smeared everywhere. :barf: :eek: it must have been hard to get off the cat.
 
The worst part was the speaker grate on the TV and the surround sound system, that was toothpick time.

The cat was easy, he took care of himself.:barf:
 
adaman04 said:
Just had Christmas with my mom and sister. No one was harmed. I did damn good. Streamlight Microstream, Maxpedition EDC Organizer, 2 new pair of hiking socks and a new headlamp, oh and a custom ink pen an old local guy makes. Polished deer antler inserts. It's pretty neat.

Hope everyone else is keeping their sanity! Church, then I gots'ta eat!
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Is there any other kind of pen? :confused:
 
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