April showers bring SNARK flowers... (Chat thread)

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Moosez45 said:
Splint?!?! On a slice across the back of you fingers?

Man, modern medicine is making some mistakes.

Lemme tell you how to take care of that,

1) Apply whiskey to both the inside and outside.
2) Place paper towels over the areas where the red is showing/flowing
3) Wrap in electrical tape, careful not to cut off circulation
4) Pretend it didn't happen and get back to work before anyone finds out.

Simple. Modern Medicine, WTH do they know.

Moose
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That's what I usually do!:thumbup:
 
CaptinRedBeard said:
Kershaw / ZT Posted a link to your mudbucket test thread on their Facebook page.
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Ok, I see. I just went and checked it out. I don't facebook, so shit like that slips right by me.

I got 20 likes.

Who's buyin' me a beer?

Moose
 
Moosez45 said:
Ok, I see. I just went and checked it out. I don't facebook, so shit like that slips right by me.

I got 20 likes.

Who's buyin' me a beer?

Moose
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Whenever I see you, I'll buy you two. It's worth more than that not to have to do it to my own 561 :D
 
Moosez45 said:
Will the mug have a skull crusher handle?

:D

Moose
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I once had my skull nearly crushed with a beer mug....the lil bastid was TRYING to crush it LOL


Thats why I preferred to bounce at bars that served in red dixie cups....a ''no glass policy'' is the bouncer's best friend!
 
thrillbilly said:
I once had my skull nearly crushed with a beer mug....the lil bastid was TRYING to crush it LOL


Thats why I preferred to bounce at bars that served in red dixie cups....a ''no glass policy'' is the bouncer's best friend!
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I've had my run ins with bouncers before.

Corona's have longer necks, BTW, that most other beer bottle containers.

:D

Moose
 
Moosez45 said:
I've had my run ins with bouncers before.

Corona's have longer necks, BTW, that most other beer bottle containers.

:D

Moose
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They all suck. LOL

I somehow have never been hit with a beer bottle. I do have a cousin with a nice ''budweiser tattoo'' on his neck, right behind ear. Someone apparently took a disliking to his face and tried to rearrange it.

My cousin, being the redneck that he is, wasn't concerned about the blood and having half his neck cut open...he was pissed because the wound screwed up his real tattoo that he had just gotten in that spot LOL
 
Wanna know something?

...I cant make removable scales! :eek:

Its true, my downfall is that I dont know how to nor have the bits to mke a set of removable handle scales BOO HOO!
 
I swear theres something wrong with my Ontario machete! I just sanded down the pins and I think the scales have come loose again (the scales are black micarta not those black factory plastic ones). Its not really mine anyway, it was for a friend but the deal eventually fell appart. NEVER AGAIN WILL I BUY ONTARIO, their coating is impossible to remove and their fit and finnish is terrible.
 
Whos Snark and why's this thread named after him? I think I've seen a snark BK-2 which had veff serrations and stuff but thats about it...Anyone wanna fill me in?
 
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