Are you ready for Snark week?!!!

[Noswad0208]

So far the most appealing of the Ek line to me.

Same here. Don't care much for daggers but I like bowies. :thumbup:

 

[Doc_Savage]

I don't not have a 9, but your just crazy if you think your going to stop me from using the correct grammar! :grumpy: Also, if you have it on 40 per page, you're settings are wrong.

Yore killing me.

Doc

 

[Noswad0208]

Yore killing me.

Doc

hear ye, hear ye, hear ye

a story of yore to tell ye today

you're kingdom's town crier is here to say

that your a king

in the land of BK

the endeth

 

[spazcsmc]

To snark, or not to snark: that is the question:

Whether ‘tis more enjoyable in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous snarkage,

Or to simply lurk in the shadows living vicariously
through others’ courageous (or foolish) repartee?

Think I'm starting ta understand this snark thing?

 

[Tdhurl1103]

I really set a trend in the last thread there. Now if I could just get people to follow all of my examples and stop not having a BK9 and change their settings to 40 posts per page so they stop saying they're on page 2 when they're on page one. And to also use your and you're correctly.

I totally refuse to use you and you're correctly. The rest of you're list, I might be able to do. [emoji12]

 

[NCSlice]

There worse with your then you're. And than their messing up they're...
And to or too...

 

[TBL]

In on 3 something something cool kids.

Welcome back Springy!

That EK5 looks sweet!

 

[LG&M]

You have my undivided attention good sir.

I comes off better with a good storyteller, but here it goes.
I know this guy he was a in the Marines back in viet nam and doesn't talk much about it but he has a wild side. Also he is a knife collector. One of those guys that goes to a auction picks up a few things for next to nothing and sells them at gun shows for 10 times what he paid. Really knows his pocket knives.
Anyway one day he is mowing the lawn & sees a coat hanger laying in the grass. The mower has just gone over it but he thinks he can grab it before the mower. ... He was wrong.
They wrap the finger in ice and go to the Doctor. The Doc comes in starts poking around thinking the nurse gave him something for the pain. She didn't ,after he has words with the Doc about that. He is told their is nothing that can be done so the Doc takes the finger to dispose of it. This makes my friend upset again. He tells him that's my finger and I'm taking it home.
At home he puts it in his food dehydrator then strings it with some beads .
Now at the gun show behind the table with all the sharp stuff is this guy wearing a necklace with what looks like a monkey finger hanging off it.
Kids come by pointing and whispering. He shows them the finger and the stump. Tells them he can still use it to pick his nose but sometimes it falls in his soup and he has to lick it off.

bladelite, grammar check please.

 

[1066vik]

in on 3 - and grooving on the new EK release!
if only there was a new Becker release to celebrate as well....

 

[Ray Settanta]

Just got out of the hospital. The Doc put a stent in a blocked artery. Waiting for the go ahead to do some yard work. I put some stuff together for that.

 

[spikebot587]

Our dog had another seizure, so we took her in to the vet. They're running tests now

 

[NJBillK]

Damn Ray and Spike, both of you have the best of wishes going out to you!

 

[Ray Settanta]

Thanks, man.

 

[Silverthorn]

Good health Ray. Hope your dog works out ok Spike.

 

[GSO1962]

Think I'm starting ta understand this snark thing?

Once you get the hang of it, it's just like falling off a bike...

 

[The Warrior]

Just got out of the hospital. The Doc put a stent in a blocked artery. Waiting for the go ahead to do some yard work. I put some stuff together for that.

Wow man, glad it all went okay. My mom had that done a few years ago. Said she couldn't get over how much better she felt. Oh, and cool blades too. :thumbup:

 

[granitestateofmind]

There worse with your then you're. And than their messing up they're...
And to or too...

And lose and loose. "Lose the hounds!"......totally different meaning. Although, now that I look at it, "lose" doesn't follow pronunciation rules the way it's supposed to.

Glad you could join in Freshman English, Ray. How come I didn't see that knife when we last visited? She's a beaut. I hope you heal up quick - you got a bit of chopping to do still, I bet.

 

[Jonny1280]

I hope you have a speedy recovery Ray and are only kept down for a short stent.

 

[Chameleonbear]

Tonight's supper exercise, Delmonico steak sliced and marinated for 2 days, then cooked in a cast iron skillet with bacon fat and topped with a pan sauce and provolone. The roll is a hoagie roll that was sliced open and added garlic and butter then toasted in the pan and smashed with a weight.

 

[Ray Settanta]

Thanks for the good wishes, everybody.