Are you ready for Snark week?!!!

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james terrio said:
Is there any other kind?

I mean really now... I don't know of any example where someone described or enjoyed a friendly, hopeful shart with a wonderful attitude and a gleaming sparkly desire to help mankind ...
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Mr. Hankey?

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james terrio said:
Clearly we have progressed (regressed?) past the point where mere lawyers can settle this dispute. I invite you to meet me at dawn sometime in the future, at a location of your choosing, to hash this out with blades, old-school dueling style.





If I'm not there, go ahead and start without me... :D
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Hey now, the challenged gets to choose his weapon. I'll be using a 7.62x39mm AR-15 at 200 paces. If you still want to bring a sword, go for it. :p
 
all sharts are evil, equally bad for the producer and whoever is within firing range. Unless you are an unicorn, then your sharts are brightly colored pieces of happiness.
 
It's been a while since I visited/posted something. How are y'all doing? I definitely hope everyone's doing fine.

Here's some Becker content... :)
 
good to see you G-shark!

things to do today - change headlight on SWMBOs car.
change oil in truck
fix taillights on trailer
start packing......
 
1066vik said:
good to see you G-shark!

things to do today - change headlight on SWMBOs car.
change oil in truck
fix taillights on trailer
start packing......
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Good to be back. Haven't even really been in lurk mode or anything. Life is busy sometimes... But busy is good.
 
I am torn between organizing my gear for next weekend, and just being lazy and winging it.
 
Silverthorn said:
Cant believe your selling that one WW. Thats a freaking Heirloom knife right there.
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Its a great blade.... but i have lots of wants right now... and toys have to go in order for new toys to come.

Ill miss it though. But what it will buy me will be used more than it was. Worth it IMO.
 
I hear you. Unloading all my non-users at the moment. Downsizing my quarters. Time to jettison.
 
Thanks fellas!

Ray it's here for ya brother! I'll probably drop the price in the thread if it hasn't sold by morning to the lowest I'll go... But the lowest I'd be willing to take is 265 with fees paid, PayPal gift, or 270 all in... And I'd much rather a buddy get it at that price ...
 
JWheel said:
I hear you. Unloading all my non-users at the moment. Downsizing my quarters. Time to jettison.
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I don't know how many times a year I tell myself that I'm going to start selling off some of the knives and other items that I don't use or are just "safe queens" I never get past the thinking about it stage.

Gotta be the feeling hoarders get. Ugh!:)
 
granitestateofmind said:
Kind of a new twist on the ole chastity belt. Lock on the underwear, underwear under lock & key......why do all the really savage undergarments have to be locked up?
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I'm sorry... I sell mine... I do not lock them up. They are renowned for their aphrodisiacal effect on women. And don't bother to ask to buy any, noswad. You're not of age, and should be studying and ignoring women for now.

Doc Savage
 
Doc_Savage said:
I'm sorry... I sell mine... I do not lock them up. They are renowned for their aphrodisiacal effect on women. And don't bother to ask to buy any, noswad. You're not of age, and should be studying and ignoring women for now.

Doc Savage
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Who needs your smelly old (and probably sharted in) underpants? I know I don't because I use Old Spice.

[video=youtube;3kAJouvM2ec]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kAJouvM2ec[/video]
 
Noswad0208 said:
Who needs your smelly old (and probably sharted in) underpants? I know I don't because I use Old Spice.

[video=youtube;3kAJouvM2ec]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kAJouvM2ec[/video]
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Cry and whine all you want... You shall not have them.

Doc
 
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