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worldwood said:
Is that a little mini cleaver or hatchet?
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DerekH said:
Cleaver. Todd has a thing with cleavers. They are pretty darn handy, and pretty cool looking.
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Murphnuge said:
Yup, that there be a cleaver. There is a mini hatchet on the table, just not in that pic. It's back in the pic with the pink bottled beer.
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Just going to leave this here.....
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Murphnuge said:
Actually pretty tasty! I have no experience with the actual Voodoo doughnuts and from the way it sounds I don't really care to. The beer was definitely one of those drink it despite the label type beers.
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I hear ya. I'm not really into all the flavored beers, but I have had some on occasion that were pretty good. So, like many beers, and like the Voodoo doughnuts, they are really just a novelty. A break from the norm, and not meant to be taken seriously.
 
I splurged on a small edc/daypack.... Unfortunately it won't be in in time for my craft beer pub crawl this weekend.
I have my sights set on a MAP 3500 later this spring. I just need to decide on a color. Ocean grey (which reminds me of the old WW2 OD) or multi cam.
 
Tdhurl1103 said:
I hear ya. I'm not really into all the flavored beers, but I have had some on occasion that were pretty good. So, like many beers, and like the Voodoo doughnuts, they are really just a novelty. A break from the norm, and not meant to be taken seriously.
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Butternuts Porkslap Pale Ale.
That is all.
 
Woke up at 3:30 with severe faucet ass. I haven't had the stomach flu in 20 years. Forgot how bad it makes you feel. I'm going to take an entire box of exlax and drink a few green PBRs. Fight fire with fire I say.
 
tradewater said:
Woke up at 3:30 with severe faucet ass. I haven't had the stomach flu in 20 years. Forgot how bad it makes you feel. I'm going to take an entire box of exlax and drink a few green PBRs. Fight fire with fire I say.
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That sounds more like fighting fire with a firehose....be sure to drink some jalapeño juice to make sure there's actual fire.
 
In on whatever it is..
Rented a tiller at 7:30ish saturday morning, picked up 900lbs of grass sod shortly after... returned rented tiller at 7:30 that night. Still sore as hell, but the wife and mother in law are happy, so :thumbup::thumbup:

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That is great! reminded me of this one :)

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granitestateofmind said:
I worked at a bike shop where about one friday a month, aftre hours, we would take a bike that was not even worth giving away - and we knew this because we would leave it outside with a "free" tag on it and not even the homeless guys would take it - and just drink some beers and do whatever we could to just destroy that bike. This included the "hammer throw" - into a concrete block wall, heaving it as high as possible and letting it hit the pavement, bending it in an old maple, driving over it with one of the other mechanic's much loathed Ford Festiva (junk crushing junk).....it was far and away the most cathartic thing you could do after wrenching on people's crap bikes all month. It really kept us civil when working on customer's bikes. Plus, we made some very interesting objets d' art...
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I may or may not have done similar things with motorcycles.. nothing relieves the stress like an 8 pound hammer.

Murphnuge said:
This happened.

http://www.digitalspy.com/music/new...-brockie-aka-oderus-urungus-dies-aged-50.html
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That is sad news, one of the best shows I ever saw was the X-cops back in 90 something.. he was a hell of a showman and pretty funny to boot.
 
tradewater said:
Woke up at 3:30 with severe faucet ass. I haven't had the stomach flu in 20 years. Forgot how bad it makes you feel. I'm going to take an entire box of exlax and drink a few green PBRs. Fight fire with fire I say.
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Sorry to hear, I know first hand how bad that sucks.. I got the full blown stomach disaster about 4 years ago while on a camping trip with my dad and younger brother.. Nothing like waking up in the woods with your insides leaking out.. Hope you feel better soon, maybe it will just be a 24 hour bug..
 
gmoneyluv said:
Your dad is great and compassionate man.
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He certainly was :)

Tdhurl1103 said:
I've had similar problems with a garden hose.
After contemplating hanging myself with it, I opted instead to make 25 smaller hoses. My 2 had a great day.
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I lol'ed :D

Tdhurl1103 said:
Any of you had problems with a hoe in the backyard, I'm sure we'd all love to hear the drama.
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I'm happily married... it's been a long time since I messed around with any hoes.

I did step on a rake once, though. Yes, they really will jump up and smack you in the snoot if you do that. :grumpy:

worldwood said:
I find the urine bags hilarious by themselves.

Because in a survival situation you just wont live without a bag to piss in :rolleyes:
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Yeah, what the... :confused: That's what empty soda bottles are for... ask any trucker.

worldwood said:
... he is just making others think he is to see how many idiots he can trick into drinking their own piss.
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Laughing all the way to the bank. Everyone can say what they want, I think the guy is a stone cold genius.
 
I discovered a really good workout for your legs, core, and arms. Simply promise your mother and father that you will cut down an enormous red maple that is easily way too close to their garage/shop/house/power lines... Then all you have to do is climb that tree with a chainsaw/pole saw to top off branches that you dont want falling and destroying things... Its easy to say "oh lets cut down a tree derp derpy dooo!" Not so easy to have to cut down that tree when its pinned in between things you cant let it or branches hit... lol. I have to admit though, it is a lot of fun. I have been the resident tree destroyer since I was a child and my dad handed me a chainsaw and a pair of leather gloves and said get after it.
 
Tdhurl1103 said:
I hear ya. I'm not really into all the flavored beers, but I have had some on occasion that were pretty good. So, like many beers, and like the Voodoo doughnuts, they are really just a novelty. A break from the norm, and not meant to be taken seriously.
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Lambics and sours disagree.
 
iwouldhurtafly said:
I have to admit though, it is a lot of fun. I have been the resident tree destroyer since I was a child and my dad handed me a chainsaw and a pair of leather gloves and said get after it.
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Come over to my place, I have several trees I want cut down.
 
tradewater said:
Woke up at 3:30 with severe faucet ass. I haven't had the stomach flu in 20 years. Forgot how bad it makes you feel. I'm going to take an entire box of exlax and drink a few green PBRs. Fight fire with fire I say.
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Well, if the chamber and magazine are empty, the gun can't fire...

One time I was sick so I went to the store to stock up. Grabbed some food, cold medicine, and for fluids I grabbed a jug of pomegranate juice. Went home and laid down on the couch to watch some TV. Like an idiot I drank the whole jug of juice in probably an hour. Wash the exlax down with pomegranate juice if you want to be thorough.
 
Rest in peace Oderus. A sad day in the metal scene indeed.

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Try some greek yogurt. I ate a small cup of that vile concoction once and had the squirts for three days. If that stuff doesn't clean you out, you might be dead.
 
james terrio said:
Try some greek yogurt. I ate a small cup of that vile concoction once and had the squirts for three days. If that stuff doesn't clean you out, you might be dead.
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yogurt + coffee is most regulating...

The only commercial greek yogurt I like these days is Fage, and most I just use it for starter to make my own rockin' yogurt.
 
Sure cure= budweiser+ white castle+ taco bell.

I call it the divorce cure. You may lose half your house but it's worth it.
 
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