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The only thing worth doing with Bear products.... pissing on or in them? I will have to agree lol
 
I find the urine bags hilarious by themselves.

Because in a survival situation you just wont live without a bag to piss in :rolleyes:

But next to the canteen makes me LOL even more, Sometimes i wonder just how much research he has done...... if any. Im pretty sure that guy just likes the taste of piss. That or behind the scenes he is not really drinking piss... he is just making others think he is to see how many idiots he can trick into drinking their own piss.
 
I am so glad you guys are finding the humor in this as well. I laughed so hard when I found those items in the store, people were staring and I didn't care.

Jeremy
 
You can't live long drinking your own urine, if that's all ya got. Remember, it carries away urea from the kidneys and some other toxins as well. Won't kill you to drink it, but every time it passes through, your kidneys just have to work harder to filter the stuff they already filtered out, which requires water. If that's all you've got to drink, eventually you'll die of kidney failure.

BTW, I have heard that Bear does indeed have a HUGE sense of humor....but people think he's serious all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if he's putting one over on people. Then again I wouldn't be surprised if he does it because he can, and he likes the shock value. Still, that pic is just hilarious. I agree with WW, what the hell do you need a bag for your urine? Only thing I can think of is if you're overnighting in the Himalayas and you don't want to get out of the tent and have the stream freeze in mid whizz....worse than getting your tongue frozen to a metal pole.
 
i didn't know exactly what a "half picnic cut" was before, but it turns out to be a bone in pork leg, probably near the hip joint, with a good deal of fat-back left on.

debone! leave the fat alone. put on rotisserie spindle, bondage! rotate!

food:

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soon, we'll try sous vide...
 
Guyon said:
Todd, thanks so much for the hospitality and the "behind the scenes" tour. My little ones had a great time playing, and it was cool for me to see where all the magic happens.
The t-shirts rock, people. Get 'em while you can. Also, trust me when I say that "Candy Beer" Murph has kicked it up a notch.
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Murphnuge said:
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Voodoo Doughnut Beer? I dunno about that. Their doughnuts are hit and miss. They specialize in that "420 munchies" state of mind which involves covering their doughnuts with anything left in the fridge or pantry, mostly stale cereal (it really is stale....MISS). VD does have a pretty good maple bacon bar with maple glaze and a slice of bacon on top (HIT) and the Big Texas is perhaps the largest doughnut I've ever eaten (HIT).

Anyway, I suspect the beer would be the same (hit or miss) even though it's made by Rouge. Rouge aren't that bad on the micro brew circuit, but.........eh, I'm not too sure about it. How was it?
 
granitestateofmind said:
I agree with WW, what the hell do you need a bag for your urine? Only thing I can think of is if you're overnighting in the Himalayas and you don't want to get out of the tent and have the stream freeze in mid whizz....worse than getting your tongue frozen to a metal pole.
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Or while hunting and not wishing to give away your sent... after those two I'm clueless


Bladite... that food porn looks awesome.
 
A few snark threads ago we already proved that you don't need a cork screw to open a bottle of wine ;)
 
If you eat the contents of two bottles of extra strength Aleve then wash it back with holy water you can see God.
 
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