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So if someone pays a dollar and asks a question, they get a question asked back to them?

That's $1 for the first question, and $5 for the stupid question.

See now im confused if this would cost 1 dollar, 5 dollars, or 20 dollars LMAO

That's another $5 for another stupid question (second question is free, so I'll waive the $1 fee for it...) Plus 2 x $20 for correct answers... meaning you owe me $51 plus paypal fees, shipping, and handling charges. We'll call it an even $100 to keep things simple. :thumbup:
 
This website better come with a tutorial LMAO

How are you shipping these answers... Wait i cant afford to keep going HAHA
 
How are you shipping these answers... Wait i cant afford to keep going HAHA

Your invoice is up to $106 now. Thank you for your support! Please remit payment immediately, or I will be forced to take legal action. (you don't want that to happen, it's extremely costly).

:)
 
That's $1 for the first question, and $5 for the stupid question.



That's another $5 for another stupid question (second question is free, so I'll waive the $1 fee for it...) Plus 2 x $20 for correct answers... meaning you owe me $51 plus paypal fees, shipping, and handling charges. We'll call it an even $100 to keep things simple. :thumbup:

But, If I ask you "How much do I owe you for questions" is that a stupid or a good question?
 
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But, If I ask you "How much do I owe you for questions" is that a stooped or a good question?

$1 for the first question, 2 X $5 for the two stupid questions, plus a $20 surcharge for atrocious spelling and sentence structure... plus shipping, handling, fees, etc. Let's round it over to $100 for the sake of convenience. Your invoice is due forthwith. Thanks!
 
I am considering driving to Florida (and back).
 
That's exactly why they invented dynamite.



If I got paid by the hour for design time like any other graphic artist or engineer or machinist, I'd be retired by now. Hell, if I got paid for answering e-mails like a nitwit receptionist fresh out of high school, I'd still come out ahead.

I'm lovin' your idea... as soon as I get caught up, I'll put it into practice and let y'all know how it goes. :thumbup:

Or perhaps something like...
Questions.... $1
Stupid questions.... $5
Answers.... $10
Correct answers.... $20

;) :p

I used to have a sliding scale for hourly labor costs:
$15 for good friends and family I like
$20 for other people
$25 if you watch
$40 if you help.
 
Thanks Doc. It's a Winslow. Beautiful and reasonably priced.

Winslow has a great rep... Curiously, I don't own one....might have to rectify that situation. I know they are well thought of in the briar community... Your pipe is very nice indeed.

Doc
 
Winslow has a great rep... Curiously, I don't own one....might have to rectify that situation. I know they are well thought of in the briar community... Your pipe is very nice indeed.

Doc

Thank you sir. I was really drawn to the shape and at the price, I could not resist.
 
Driving through Lexington tomorrow. Going to stock up on cigars and pipe tobacco. Can't wait.
 
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