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The only thing my father wasnt strict on was girls. Now even smacking our food was enough to get smacked, smoking got our asses whooped into the next week and then pulling weeds and sandspurs out the ground by hand from sun up to sun down for an entire summer..... But i had girlfriends staying the night from the time i was 14 all the way until the day i moved out. And the first and only woman i have gotten pregnant was my wife, and not until months after we were married.

But Ill never forget the advice my dad gave me when i was around 12... We were by a creek loading up our gear after fishing and he asked me how many girlfriends i had.. And i said i dunno pops 1 or 2.. And he said get as many as you can now.. because one day all that will be over... I took his advice... And now its all over LMAO but im glad i saved the "love and feelings" stuff till i got older and enjoyed the fun careless stuff while i was younger.
 
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mountainmist said:
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"Shoot the first one and the word will spread!"

I'm my case it was "Beat the shit out of your sisters (now ex)boyfriend after he sucker punched you in the face when you politely asked him to leave multiple times.." The word spread that her brother is a knife and gun wielding psyco :confused:
 
congrats on the new job Derek!

psy & Murph (and pointy if he checks in soon enough)
check my FB page -- found a killer deal on stainless double wall growler jugs and posted a link there.
 
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congrats on the new job Derek!

psy & Murph (and pointy if he checks in soon enough)
check my FB page -- found a killer deal on stainless double wall growler jugs and posted a link there.
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Can you drop a few hints?
 
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