Bear Grylls is a Fake

The guy is an idiot, and this horse was beaten to death ten years ago, and then came back as a zombie, was beaten to death again, and decayed in a field where it fertilized grass that nourished a whole herd of horses, which were then beaten to death and far, far beyond.

And speaking of horses, anyone who thought that was a wild horse has NEVER been around horses!

I always see comments like "his show is better than 99% of what is on TV." I don't have a TV and haven't had one in over a decade but what is the rest of TV like? I mean unless it's a bunch of oily european men with ponytails wrestling naked in exchange for bottles of ketchup which they drink on the spot, I can't understand how 99% of it could actually be worse than that.

My only frame of reference for TV is years out of date, but I would say in my opinion, Man Vs. Wild is roughly equivalent, quality wise, to, say, "The Golden Girls." I would probably have an equal chance of making it all the way through an episode of either one.
 
I take my "VIT-A-MINS" everyday:D Regardless of the false-hoods and several stupid stunts, it's a very entertaining show...I would much rather watch Bear than Oprah:barf:

ROCK6

But did you watch Bear on Oprah?:D
 
Oh also incidentally, where I'm from we call them KAI-oots. There is a regional variation in the pronunciation of lots of words, and that's one of them.
 
I'm Atlantic Canadian so i'm familiar with accents...
Je hear aboot the Newfie who went ice fishin'?

Yah, 'e caught aboot dirty-five poonds of it.

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So... key-oh-tay... no, that's totally wrong. As if pronouncing the British town "Lie-ses-ter-shire."

That's not an accent thing.
 
As much as I dislike his show it seems a little extreme to mock his accent... I mean I am Australian so I get my fair share of "G'day" jokes but you yanks have your special words too... and dont get me started on the whole metric system thing.

The metric system is CRAP!!:D
 
all these "reality TV" survival actors are bulldoodle.. I got an inkling to drop these idiots off into the deep woods and let them fend for themselves. A million amp electric fence will surround them, making them crispy if they try to leave the area.
 
Je hear aboot the Newfie who went ice fishin'?

Yah, 'e caught aboot dirty-five poonds of it.

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So... key-oh-tay... no, that's totally wrong. As if pronouncing the British town "Lie-ses-ter-shire."

That's not an accent thing.

Lol!
Ok so now i won't tell you any "windy" city jokes, lol.

Speaking of fart jokes I really think this whole "Canadians say aboot" thing didn't exist before South Park and Terrence and Philip.
:D
 
Je hear aboot the Newfie who went ice fishin'?

Yah, 'e caught aboot dirty-five poonds of it.

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Actually we are selling you guys our icebergs in our Iceberg brand Vodka and gin, so collecting ice is kinda working out for us!
:D
Thats what i'm talkin "aboot"!
:p
 
Tholiver and I need to sit out on a deck overlooking the water, crack some cold ones, and trade some jokes. I got a couple of Newfie ones!

:)
 
Bear Grylls is fake???? :eek:

Actually, I have rabbit ears on my tv, so I couldn't watch it anyway, until a buddy taped them for me, and I was getting all excited because I thought it was Bare Gyrlls!! :o

Doc
 
Bear Grylls is fake???? :eek:

Actually, I have rabbit ears on my tv, so I couldn't watch it anyway, until a buddy taped them for me, and I was getting all excited because I thought it was Bare Gyrlls!! :o

Doc

Now that would be better than 99% of what is on TV, lol :D.
 
Lol!
Ok so now i won't tell you any "windy" city jokes, lol.

Speaking of fart jokes I really think this whole "Canadians say aboot" thing didn't exist before South Park and Terrence and Philip.
:D

So it didn't exist until then, 'eh? ;)
 
I always see comments like "his show is better than 99% of what is on TV." I don't have a TV and haven't had one in over a decade but what is the rest of TV like? I mean unless it's a bunch of oily european men with ponytails wrestling naked in exchange for bottles of ketchup which they drink on the spot, I can't understand how 99% of it could actually be worse than that.
Just watch "Destination Truth" and you'll hug Bear Grylls.... :D
 
The metric system is CRAP!!:D

Really now....?

So if i want a small measurement I can say 1 millimetre (mm) which is like thinner than a fingernail and if you wanted the same yours is like 1/32in.... silly silly men. Maths is already hard enough then you go and add fractions.

LONG LIVE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!
 
Bear taught me what to do if I became DISORIENT-A-TED!

He's gotta be the real thing! :)

Professor.
 
And the latest word thing to annoy me-
Coyote or as Bear says it "Ki-o-te".

I have never ever heard anyone pronounce it that way.

You have obviously not grown up watching Looney Toons/ Bugs Bunny. In the cartoon where Coyote is trying to catch Bugs, he introduses himself as "Wile E Kyotee (written phonetically of course) Super Genus" ! :D

--- Eric
 
He is nothing more than entertainment. He doesn't have crap on Les Stroud!!
 
Really now....?

So if i want a small measurement I can say 1 millimetre (mm) which is like thinner than a fingernail and if you wanted the same yours is like 1/32in.... silly silly men. Maths is already hard enough then you go and add fractions.

LONG LIVE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!
I prefer metric as well, at least its all based on 10.
Quick imperial users (without looking it up) tell me how many feet in a mile, or how many pounds in a ton...lol.
12 inches in a foot, 16 ounces in a pound etc etc .

10 (with additional zeros) is so much easier to remember.

I can handle the imperial/metric conversion stuff fairly easily but what bugs me is when people list imperial measurements like 1.78 inches for example.
I see this fractionized imperial stuff in knife dimensions all the time.
Argh! I can handle/visualize 1/4/ , 1/8ths, 1/16ths, 1/32ths but fractions in imperial measurements?
I have never seen a ruler with a mark for 1.78 inches.
:D

My parents are pre-metric, they still think in quarts/pints/gallons etc.
It can get very confusing trying to relate measurements to them.
lol.
 
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