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the new star trek movie is the shiz nitz
 
I'm supposed to be seeing it right now. Instead I'm in the bathroom sick as hell from supper. I LOATHE chain restaurants! I loathe them with the fiery passion equal to a million suns!
 
My niece and her boyfriend showed up at my place a bit ago asking for a crescent wrench........ to change an oxygen sensor. I offered to grab all my tools and help, but he didn't want me to, so I gave him the crescent wrench. I'd imagine they will be paying someone to change it after he strips it.
 
'Hey Bra, I need a sheath for my knife how much?' Well Bra I ain't a 'Bra', Bra, or a 'dog' or a 'homey' and my crystal ball is in the shop getting all polished up so I won't be able to divine what knife you have or what you want for it, so just shooting from the hip i'm gonna say it's a thousand dollars. Why? Well your stupid for starters and there is a 900% surcharge + tax for stupid people that call me Bra, Bra.
Not sure if he got the point, Haven't heard back yet. :mad:
 
They make special sockets for O2 sensors but a big wrench will often work. The socket just has a cut out for the wire lead.
 
'Hey Bra, I need a sheath for my knife how much?' Well Bra I ain't a 'Bra', Bra, or a 'dog' or a 'homey' and my crystal ball is in the shop getting all polished up so I won't be able to divine what knife you have or what you want for it, so just shooting from the hip i'm gonna say it's a thousand dollars. Why? Well your stupid for starters and there is a 900% surcharge + tax for stupid people that call me Bra, Bra.
Not sure if he got the point, Haven't heard back yet. :mad:

Um dosnt your site have prices lol
 
My niece and her boyfriend showed up at my place a bit ago asking for a crescent wrench........ to change an oxygen sensor. I offered to grab all my tools and help, but he didn't want me to, so I gave him the crescent wrench. I'd imagine they will be paying someone to change it after he strips it.

I imagine you are correct. Just did that job last week on the Durango, and with the right tools, I ended up with the old sensor broken before it was removed.
 
They make special sockets for O2 sensors but a big wrench will often work. The socket just has a cut out for the wire lead.

Yup......I don't have one, but Oreillys does have one that he could borrow. I told him to go there and borrow it, but he just wanted that darn crescent wrench.

I imagine you are correct. Just did that job last week on the Durango, and with the right tools, I ended up with the old sensor broken before it was removed.

They can be really rusted in there that's for sure. I haven't changed many of them, but they can be a real pain for sure.
 
'Hey Bra, I need a sheath for my knife how much?' Well Bra I ain't a 'Bra', Bra, or a 'dog' or a 'homey' and my crystal ball is in the shop getting all polished up so I won't be able to divine what knife you have or what you want for it, so just shooting from the hip i'm gonna say it's a thousand dollars. Why? Well your stupid for starters and there is a 900% surcharge + tax for stupid people that call me Bra, Bra.
Not sure if he got the point, Haven't heard back yet. :mad:

Hahaha, that totally cracked me up :').

'sup Bra
 
'Hey Bra, I need a sheath for my knife how much?' Well Bra I ain't a 'Bra', Bra, or a 'dog' or a 'homey' and my crystal ball is in the shop getting all polished up so I won't be able to divine what knife you have or what you want for it, so just shooting from the hip i'm gonna say it's a thousand dollars. Why? Well your stupid for starters and there is a 900% surcharge + tax for stupid people that call me Bra, Bra.
Not sure if he got the point, Haven't heard back yet. :mad:


Damn bra this some mad funny shit homey LOL

LMAO.. this was one of the best post i read in a long time!

I understand... i got a message that went something like this before......

1 luv of G-funk to my skillet, i aint no holler back girl so is that RMD for sale, i love me so steellzers but money be here and there on a fly wing.. ????

My reply was something like this......WHAT THE F@*! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!... Sorry i don't deal with idiots....... i thought i would end up with a negative feedback for that dummy... Im still confused lmao

Another time i had a guy ask me multiple times to buy a bark river knife.... i have never owned a bark river knife and after explaining to him i think he had me mixed up with someone else he told me i was stupid for not knowing what knives i own... people are great, all i could do was laugh...
 
You didnt order one yet lol. You did make me buy a fenix and the wife found it before I got the mail she was like "Another flashlight" :mad:
 
LMAO... you really got the fenix E11?

i love that light, its my only flashlight though so i cant compare it to anything.....what you think about it?

If you got that light for real ill order one of the edc setups on payday... just send me a price :) this will be my first piece of leather anything!!!
 
OHHHH and eneloop batteries for the win!

The only battery purchase i was ever happy with! these things have last forever and i barely need to charge them.
 
OHHHH and eneloop batteries for the win!

The only battery purchase i was ever happy with! these things have last forever and i barely need to charge them.

Truth. I bought a couple package deals of the eneloops from Costco and they've worked great.

I think it was 8 AA, 2 AAA, charger, and C & D adapters for $20. The only problem is I wish I'd bought more.
 
Truth. I bought a couple package deals of the eneloops from Costco and they've worked great.

I think it was 8 AA, 2 AAA, charger, and C & D adapters for $20. The only problem is I wish I'd bought more.

My problem was i only got a pack of AA and a small charger because i thought it was a gimmick.... It didn't take long until every battery in the house was switched over though... and now the Wii remotes stay good to go and i don't have to hear the kids cry about batteries dying! the price is so so worth it for them things in the long run.
 
'Hey Bra, I need a sheath for my knife how much?' Well Bra I ain't a 'Bra', Bra, or a 'dog' or a 'homey' and my crystal ball is in the shop getting all polished up so I won't be able to divine what knife you have or what you want for it, so just shooting from the hip i'm gonna say it's a thousand dollars. Why? Well your stupid for starters and there is a 900% surcharge + tax for stupid people that call me Bra, Bra.
Not sure if he got the point, Haven't heard back yet. :mad:

Damn that funny "dog" I know how ya feel, sometimes I would love to let loose on some of the people that have asked me for stuff. Most of the time I have pretty pleasent experiences but I get me share of dumbasses to. Had one guy order a expensive knife with a curly maple handle. I put my best piece I had on it at the time. When he got it. He imediately took it to the saw and cut them off and wrapped to handle in 550 cord then sent me pictures of it saying how much he loved it. I asked why he did that and asked if he didn't like the wood I wouldn't of wasted my time, effort, and best piece of material. He said, "no dog! I liked it just fine, but it was my intention all along to cut the handles off and cord wrap it. I didn't know you could do cord wrap, I thought you just worked in wood and sh!t".

Had another guy wanted to order a knife and wanted the handle to be made of human bone. I told him "no problem! I'll just get in my human bone catalog and order him a femer of a russian czer and get that right out to him" he said. "O.k. dude! Let me know when its done. (Oh, and his budget was less than $75. Bucks.)
 
Damn that funny "dog" I know how ya feel, sometimes I would love to let loose on some of the people that have asked me for stuff. Most of the time I have pretty pleasent experiences but I get me share of dumbasses to. Had one guy order a expensive knife with a curly maple handle. I put my best piece I had on it at the time. When he got it. He imediately took it to the saw and cut them off and wrapped to handle in 550 cord then sent me pictures of it saying how much he loved it. I asked why he did that and asked if he didn't like the wood I wouldn't of wasted my time, effort, and best piece of material. He said, "no dog! I liked it just fine, but it was my intention all along to cut the handles off and cord wrap it. I didn't know you could do cord wrap, I thought you just worked in wood and sh!t".

Had another guy wanted to order a knife and wanted the handle to be made of human bone. I told him "no problem! I'll just get in my human bone catalog and order him a femer of a russian czer and get that right out to him" he said. "O.k. dude! Let me know when its done. (Oh, and his budget was less than $75. Bucks.)

LOL!

As a service provider, you are lucky enough to work with the public at large. Unfortunately, the public at large is often a pain in the ass.:D

But you guys are doing it right.

Keep it up.:thumbup:
 
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