Becker Pig Riding Contest - IPRL Sanctioned Event - FLAMING PIG WINNER!!!

an inanimate pig? riding? prizes?

[video=youtube;krD4hdGvGHM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krD4hdGvGHM[/video]
 
Dang. Four pages and not a single entry. Aren't there any merry-go-rounds near with pigs out there? :D
 
Guyon said:
Dang. Four pages and not a single entry. Aren't there any merry-go-rounds near with pigs out there? :D
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I sincerely regret to say that I have yet to find one. Not even a little one, much less one capable of withstanding my considerable bulk. :(

I had no idea it would be this difficult when I foolishly leapt at the chance to compete in this wholesome endeavor. I have scoped out many likely sites, including playgrounds... at no small cost and at great risk of serious physical beatings and/or incarceration to myself, I might add.

I am no longer allowed anywhere near several local shopping centers and schools, and have been banned from every decent BBQ joint in Knox County.

Oddly enough, it turns out that "normal" people are not terribly understanding about a long-haired redneck dude explaining, "No no no, I'm not here to harm anyone, I'm just looking for an Inanimate Pig to ride... it will only take a minute." Perhaps others will have more success.

I may be compelled to build my own Inanimate Pig...
 
BBQ joints... that has to be the key for some folks.
James, as soon as I read your comment, the pig below (Google street image) came to mind.
I can provide an address to anyone willing to shimmy up that pole and ride high!

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Guyon said:
BBQ joints... that has to be the key for some folks.
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I thought it would be a shoo-in. :confused:

Guyon said:
I can provide an address to anyone willing to shimmy up that pole and ride high!
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No need, on my account. That's just not gonna happen. Inanimate Pigs? Sure. Flying Pigs? No thanks. I am way too fat and lazy to be shimmying up poles.

:D
 
Arkanian said:
That might work out to my favor, my wife would think it's for other nefarious purposes and have some pity on my poor soul.
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My God. You're alive. Rumor has it you brushed up against death in a tragic inanimate pig riding accident in Missouri.
 
Is this Moose getting ready to saddle up?
And is that a lame version of Tradewater lurking in the shadows wearing yellow rain gear?
And who is that hidden behind this bronze beauty?


This is the prize porker I have my eye on. Only problem...it's in Seattle on the buisiest corner of the public market. I'd have plenty of spectators in my IPRL debut. :D Damn...



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Oh man, that's a world class IP. I think we need to start a Becker Inanimate Pig database. :p
 
Jonny1280 said:
Is this Moose getting ready to saddle up?
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Speaking of Moose . . . haven't heard hide nor hair in almost two weeks now.

Anyone know where he's hiding out?

Is he OK?

Wishing him well . . . wherever he is!

:emot-yarr:
 
Sadly that would be me in the pink raincoat, with Trade's hand on my shoulder like the creepy uncle that paid your way through college.

Jonny1280 said:
Is this Moose getting ready to saddle up?
And is that a lame version of Tradewater lurking in the shadows wearing yellow rain gear?
And who is that hidden behind this bronze beauty?


This is the prize porker I have my eye on. Only problem...it's in Seattle on the buisiest corner of the public market. I'd have plenty of spectators in my IPRL debut. :D Damn...



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Arkanian said:
Sadly that would be me in the pink raincoat, with Trade's hand on my shoulder like the creepy uncle that paid your way through college.
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*lol*
where have you BEEN, Arkanoid?

I think there's a little confusion in the picture above. One is suppose to EAT a pig-in-a-blanket, not ride it. HOWEVER: if someone rides a pig in a blanket and posts a photo, I will confer bystander accolades.
 
Jonny1280 said:
Is this Moose getting ready to saddle up?
And is that a lame version of Tradewater lurking in the shadows wearing yellow rain gear?
And who is that hidden behind this bronze beauty?


This is the prize porker I have my eye on. Only problem...it's in Seattle on the buisiest corner of the public market. I'd have plenty of spectators in my IPRL debut. :D Damn...



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That's the one I was gonna ride. To hell with the spectators!!!! I hope they're not moving it.
 
Arkanian said:
Sadly that would be me in the pink raincoat, with Trade's hand on my shoulder like the creepy uncle that paid your way through college.
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That's the most hilarious and deeply disturbing thing I've read all week.
 
Ummm, for the more 'adventurous' members, this is available on a certain auction site......

 
NathanJ said:
Ummm, for the more 'adventurous' members, this is available on a certain auction site......
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Perhaps the referees can rule on whether or not riding this particular inanimate pig would qualify for the contest?
I'm certain the rules stipulate that all entrant pictures must be SFW.
 
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