Becker Pig Riding Contest - IPRL Sanctioned Event - FLAMING PIG WINNER!!!

[Psyop]

Perhaps the referees can rule on whether or not riding this particular inanimate pig would qualify for the contest?
I'm certain the rules stipulate that all entrant pictures must be SFW.

In conjunction with Ka-Bar and the Inanimate Pig Rodeo League (IPRL®), I bring you the first-ever Becker Inanimate Pig Riding Contest.

Here's the challenge. Find a pig. An inanimate pig. Any motion on the part of the pig will disqualify you. Likewise, sexual congress with the pig will disqualify you.

I think thats been covered!

I have a question though. If I throw up an entry can I change it before the contest closes? Or does that rule me out?

 

[NathanJ]

Well you can probably ride it piggy back, that's what I was suggesting, not for the other use of said item. You just might have to tie it down so it doesn't move, which would look so much worse.

That said, if anyone takes offence from the image I will remove it, I had a few drinks with my old man yesterday and I thought it was funny at the time.

 

[Psyop]

Oh it's funny

 

[james terrio]

Well you can probably ride it piggy back...

Makes sense to me. After all, the best way to ride a bear is bareback.

ETA: Do NOT do a google image search for "bear" and "bareback". Just.... don't do it.

 

[Tdhurl1103]

While crusing the interwebz trying to find other inanimate pigs in the area in and around Tacoma, I found this:

Its from 2011, just thought it was relevant somehow.....maybe not

 

[Chameleonbear]

Makes sense to me. After all, the best way to ride a bear is bareback.

ETA: Do NOT do a google image search for "bear" and "bareback". Just.... don't do it.

Google told me they took those pictures down!

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Google told me they took those pictures down!

And you BELIEVED them????? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[james terrio]

Google told me they took those pictures down!

The interwebz is forever!

 

[Psyop]

I have a question though. If I throw up an entry can I change it before the contest closes? Or does that rule me out?

Gunyon?

 

[B.Mauser]

Gunyon?

Doh!

 

[BigBert]

Real men do not "ride pigs", they wrestle hogs to the ground!

 

[Tdhurl1103]

Real men do not "ride pigs", they wrestle hogs to the ground!

This is a missed opportunity for the win! Real man or not you should have rode it, because it would have been the only entry so far.

 

[Guyon]

This contest may set the record for most pages without a single entry.

What do I care if you change your entry? I'd just like to see one.

 

[Psyop]

A wild rearing pig that I lassoed with a braided leather whip and rode till he was tired.

 

[The Warrior]

Haha, nice.

 

[Psyop]

Its hard to hang on to a standing pig!

 

[Guyon]

Nice work, Psy. :thumbup: Okay, the ice is broken. The pump is primed. Let those IPR pictures flow freely!

 

[NathanJ]

A wild rearing pig that I lassoed with a braided leather whip and rode till he was tired.

Mate, I just about gave myself a hernia I laughed so hard! Epic photo, the goggles, the helmet, and the look on both yours and the pigs face is priceless!

 

[james terrio]

Its hard to hang on to a standing pig!

Wow. Just... wow! :thumbup:

 

[Shoki]

I cannot, for the life of me, find an inanimate pig anywhere near me.