A truck? I thought you guys just threw the deer on the roof of your car, and then tied the legs together using a trucker's hitch... passing the rope through the opened windows. With those cheap tags you'll probably get more than one deer. You'd probably fit two on the Civic. Put some rope under the seat now in case you forget on opening day.
And 'on' the car is not violating the 'you're not putting a dead animal into the car' principle. And I've found that the 'forgiveness rather than permission' approach works a lot of the time. Besides, when you drive home exhausted and filthy, but grinning all over your face with a couple of deer on the roof, who would be cold-hearted enough to dampen your child-like joy with a lecture?
A couple of dents and a bit of blood spattered on the upholstery gives a car character. Your wife's and kids' friends will be envious of your hunter-gatherer-providor role. Your dog will love riding in a wagon with the refreshing 'game' fragrance wafting from the carpets and seats.
And a freezer is a good thing to have. I'd get the biggest one that can fit in the available space. We have a fairly small upright freezer with drawers... which would be fine for most of the year if only game meat was allowed in it. However we can have bread, icecream and a variety of concoctions in plastic bags and pottles which cramp my style somewhat. Mind you, the more I have to give away or consume quickly... the more I can go out hunting. And I mostly take all the meat off the bones before freezing. That way there is less volume, and it packs better into the square draws. I don't know how big your deer are, but I've been surprised at how little space I've needed for some boned-out animals.
Maybe you have a neighbor nearby with a freezer that is only partially filled.
I suppose you've thought of it already... but are glasses a steadier option for hunting?
I can imagine the thrill of having that first deer at your feet. Then there is the smell of the deer.... and the fresh venison as you cut it up. It is something that we as a race have participated in for tens of thousands of years.
And 'on' the car is not violating the 'you're not putting a dead animal into the car' principle. And I've found that the 'forgiveness rather than permission' approach works a lot of the time. Besides, when you drive home exhausted and filthy, but grinning all over your face with a couple of deer on the roof, who would be cold-hearted enough to dampen your child-like joy with a lecture?
A couple of dents and a bit of blood spattered on the upholstery gives a car character. Your wife's and kids' friends will be envious of your hunter-gatherer-providor role. Your dog will love riding in a wagon with the refreshing 'game' fragrance wafting from the carpets and seats.
And a freezer is a good thing to have. I'd get the biggest one that can fit in the available space. We have a fairly small upright freezer with drawers... which would be fine for most of the year if only game meat was allowed in it. However we can have bread, icecream and a variety of concoctions in plastic bags and pottles which cramp my style somewhat. Mind you, the more I have to give away or consume quickly... the more I can go out hunting. And I mostly take all the meat off the bones before freezing. That way there is less volume, and it packs better into the square draws. I don't know how big your deer are, but I've been surprised at how little space I've needed for some boned-out animals.
Maybe you have a neighbor nearby with a freezer that is only partially filled.
I suppose you've thought of it already... but are glasses a steadier option for hunting?
I can imagine the thrill of having that first deer at your feet. Then there is the smell of the deer.... and the fresh venison as you cut it up. It is something that we as a race have participated in for tens of thousands of years.