So I ordered in a fallknniven s1 for a guy who wants some work done, They sent me chucky the demon fallkniven s1 with a lightsaber convex edge from hell. Not even out of the box 2 minutes and cuts me straight to the bone while I am comparing it and the a1, holding 2 knives in one hand like a genius the s1 slips and gravity takes a pinky to the bone. All 4 of those falls I have gotten are the same way, scalpel sharp. About ready to start rounding them off.
The wife is now pouting, she would rather give me lecture about germs and stitching it up and what not like only a nursing student can instead of handing me the super glue before bleeding out. Apparently wounded gnomes are mean, Have to go flower shopping later. And to top off the day I have to declare my leatherman skeletool officially lost after a week of searching, haven't lost a knife in 20 years and only had this one 4 months, poof, gone. I hate all fallknivens and skeletools today.