Bedside Manners

Holy fu.cking sh!t, Eric! Remind me not to break into your place anytime soon, K? :eek:
 
Eric brought up something I forgot. On the other side of the bed is a Cell Phone in a charger and a Department Radio in a charger . . . in case I want to invite friends.

Emerson_Girl . . . you've seen my pants?! :D
 
This string blows my mind!!!

I thought I was overprotected with a cell phone, a surefire 6Z and a three foot rattan escrima stick. If some mook is bold [see: stupid] enough to walk into my home uninvited...I challenge him to walk out in one piece!

Let loose the dogs (two blk. 110+ lbs labradors) and Mrs. RAYE and her bad attitude...4 waved emersons are always close by too!
 
:eek: :eek: :eek: You guys are psycho!!!! All I have close at hand is a photon II in green for any quick trips to the john. I do however have a 105lb baby boy that sleeps on the floor beside me.

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Eric

You would settle easily in South Africa :D.......add electric wire along all fences, panic buttons near all exit points, CCTV with pin-hole cameras all strategically placed.....and a sign that says

HOME SWEET HOME

Ahhh..thats the life :D Guns, knives, cell phones and man's best friend
 
Originally posted by HC Leo
Eric

You would settle easily in South Africa :D.......add electric wire along all fences, panic buttons near all exit points,
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Hilton, the thought of a panic button terrifies me. I don't want the potential home invader to be able to summon help until I'm entirely done with him. :p
 
Jeez Eric, thanks for making everyone else feel inadequate :p !

I feel really insecure now that all I have holding the fort is my HK-USP .40 Compact, Mossberg 500A, Commander, custom Emerson kneck, and a stout, fat 4in. Hatin-TEC fighter (Soon to be joined by a pair of SOCFK's ).

Oh yeah, and my 98lb. 5ft. wife who gets meaner than a junk yard dog with his boys in a vise every time I buy a new knife :D.

But for some reason, she stays with me..............( maybe she feels safe :cool: )

Emerson-Girl.............excellent thread ;) !


Woody
 
Eric

...the thought of a panic button terrifies me. I don't want the potential home invader to be able to summon help until I'm entirely done with him.
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ROFLMAO!!! :D:D:)

I'll bring snacks!!!
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john, no i havnt seen your pants, not that i know of anyways :p
eric, that sounds like a good start :rolleyes:
but as i said earlier, dont any of you get worried that the weapons will be used against or your family??
im sure you all keep them well concealed, but it is a main concern for me, if any1 has anymore ideas on where to conceal knives during sleeptime, please let me know :)
thanks
 
Eric, there is counseling for this man, don't worry, help is just a phone call away. :) Have you guys ever been home invaded before, why do you have all the stuff by your bed? Video Cameras? what kind of ****ing ranch do you live on??? lol
When I sleep, I leave my Surefire M2 Centurion under my bed. I don't have a gun, but I have a cheap pakistani sword under my bed to mantrack anyone that wants to break in at night. It is going to be replaced next week by a Strider BT thanks to Vinnie.
A stupid thing i realized about myself (I have no right to critisize eric) I am a bit obsessive compulsive, i think we all are, I leave my EDC loadout sitting on the desk in the front room. If anyone were to break in, they could use my stuff on me. I should probably move it into the bedroom, maybe thats why eric has all the crap in the bedroom, never mind Eric, i take it back. my edc consists of a LaGriffe, Surefire M2, Keys with photon 2, glowring and comtech stinger, my blackhawk wallet, my Gshock watch, and my Commander.
 
emerson girl, stuff a knife up your fuzzy animal- the stuffed toy animal.
Get a fixed blade with a kydex sheath and stick it up there. makes a good hiding spot, i think karl thought that one up.
 
Emerson_Girl, seriously, our bedroom is set up as our "safe room". When we leave the house ALL weapons are in the vault (except the ones that we carry with us), and when we return home the weapons are removed from the vault. At night, I have absolutely ZERO concern that anyone could enter our bedroom. The door is 2 1/2" thick solid oak, with two Abloy deadbolts on it, along with hardened anchored hinges. There are no accessible windows to our bedroom.
So why all of the weapons at the ready? For coziness and sweet dreams, of course! :)

Beef-up your bedroom door, secure your windows, and hide your weapons no more. Intruders should feel the need to hide from you, not the other way around. :)
 
Chris, great idea if you sleep with one :) i think the shops are still open, i might go buy one......
its actually a great idea for alot of women that want to protect themselves without making it obvious, ill be passing it onto some friends :)
also a good idea for a christmas gift for those you care about (sister etc....)
 
Chris, did you just say "stuff a knife up your fuzzy animal"? To a woman? Ohhh, man. This is gonna be good. :D

Eric: I know what you're talking about. Unfortunately, my apt is a studio. So, once you're through the front door (from "Fake Wood R Us"), it's a simple matter to kill me. BUT, I'm a light sleeper, and I keep a gun under the pillow. :D
 
Well, let's just say I'm glad he clarified. :D

I just got a nasty reminder of Hollister, and the story of where he keeps that Commander of his when he's in the hot tub. ::shudder::
 
My girlfreind has a stuffed animal, but she wont let me cut a hole in it, so i decided to put my night stick in her fuzzy animal.
 
I really wonder about you guys sleeping with the gun under the pillow. That's really abnormal. Under the bed is fine, against the wall is fine, but under the pillow and you are starting to look more and more extreemly paranoid/schizoid.
 
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