Best blade for a Zombie Apocalypse 2023 edition

[JParanee]

Without a doubt

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Next up would be bears, cougars, hogs, snakes and wolves.

Not the innocent animals when there are plenty of werewolves, vampires and politicians

 

[XJ-linux]

If ya gotta stick them in the grape, ya want something pokey. Cold Steel 6” Ti Lite Aluminum handle, if it’s gotta be a folder.

 

[Drop bear]

If ya gotta stick them in the grape, ya want something pokey. Cold Steel 6” Ti Lite Aluminum handle, if it’s gotta be a folder.

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Very. The last of us.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

 

[XJ-linux]

Very. The last of us.

Cool! Guess I’m not as original as I thought.

 

[Dav1]

I'd also go for one of the larger Coldsteel folders with a triad lock if it had to be a folder.

 

[rlewpolar]

I'd also go for one of the larger Coldsteel folders with a triad lock if it had to be a folder.

Probably only one folder really capable of decapitating a zombie in a single swipe

RAJAH II (AUS10A)

A good Kukri is outstanding multi-purpose tool that's able to cut, chop, slice and shear through even the toughest materials. Designed by custom knife maker

www.coldsteel.com

 

[HexY3co]

Anything over 16" and over, don't want to get zombie blood on me or in my mouth so also wear a mask with punisher face print.

 

[Armithius]

If it's gotta be a folder, I think I've got a Cold Steel Spartan kicking around somewhere. That thing is a beast. I'd really rather my Busse Battle Mistress, though. Much more suited for the job.

 

[hugofeynman]

Why folder?! Just buy anything made by Zombie Tools.

A folder would be my last choice. Condor Discord or Yoshimi machete, anything from ZombieTools or a katana (or other big one) made by Giedymin big blades. Cold steel machetes are also a must, but they sometimes come unsharpened.

 

[Wasty]

A folding machete:


Then a bad idea, now as well. Cleaning all that brains and blood from the opening mechanism is just meh....

 

[bubbaskyjacker]

A folder will get you undead in a zombie apocalypse.

The K18 I saw and another long blade would be good.

 

[rlewpolar]

I’m liking this one, mostly because I already have it

https://imgur.com/6YpsHJA

 

[Hashishiin]

I'm going out like Danny Trejo

Plus a Tramontina

 

[19-3ben]

Without a doubt

Best face ever!!!





Also, you always post really nice stuff, but now I really want that sword!

 

[AlongTheRazorsEdge]

Folder? It would have to be a Cold Steel with a Triad lock. Espada XL or Rajah II would be top picks. If for some reason it couldn't be a Triad locked Cold Steel, I would go with a very large ,high quality Navaja with window lock and extra tall ratchet teeth for security against unwanted closing. Not sure if it would fit in the category of "folder", but a very large (much larger than usual) butterfly style knife should be very sturdy and secure once opened and latched, just slightly less than a fixed blade..but of course, a fixed blade would be preffered for everything but concealability.

 

[JParanee]

Best face ever!!!


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Also, you always post really nice stuff, but now I really want that sword!

My kids laughed their ass off when we filmed that …. I was really trying but just think that would be the last face the zombie saw

 

[AMR11]

If I had to pick a folder I'd have to pick the Benchmade freek in m4, possibly the bugout. Chances you're not using it on the undead, so you'll be running around gathering so every ounce counts. Just hope you'll be carrying something else with that.

 

[Monofletch]