Best knife for killing terrorists?

I would prefer a sheet of paper and about 50 pounds of salt. Can't make it too quick for the scum.
 
a dull rusty scalple used to cut 1 inch sq peices of skin from them with the area cauturized with a mix of salt and alcohol which would then be lit. don't stop till they have 3rd degree burns everywhere or they die or both. nahh even thats to good for them, give them a rasp and weld their little kumanies into an anval vise and set the building on fire around them and any make it shoot em.
 
Something large Serrated and DULL. OR Razor sharp with small multiple cuts, add salt for effect. Nothing to quick, easy way out, the need to suffer is required at this point.
 
Anything I could grab!

And if nothing else, there is the knife edge of my hand. Wonderful, painful damage can be done... :mad:

And then if they are still breathing, let the families who lost loved ones lose on them!
 
two things i would like to try 1. one of those pointy mining hammers,
and a rechargeable dremel tool with about ten extra batteries and a whole lot of neat little attachments. I figure I can try my hand in the dental, nerological, plastic surgery aspects of the medical profession.:mad:
 
I'm thinking a Coke bottle all nice and ground up and then funnelled down their evil little throats would be just the ticket. Then we can sit back and wait to see what comes out the other end.
Why use one knife when a couple of thousand little multi-edged ones working their way back out would save me/us from getting all icky and bloody and sweaty and stuff? And we can still enjoy the show.:mad:
 
A spork. That's all I'll be allowed to carry next time I fly. Can someone make me one with a kydex setup?

tispork.jpg

Found at Triple Aught Design

Seriously though ... my rage over this matter grows stronger each day that nothing is done. I want to see his execution televised. Make it so Mr. President, make it painful. We seek justice. :mad:
 
i am glad that everyone is pissed, cause i am, i am dissapointed that i chose to go to school this fall, since i was considering joinning the army. This is one of the first times in my life that i understand why people are willing to die defending their country.

I want a titanium push dagger to fit inside my billfold wallet, so i can kill'em when i see'em

i like the idea of a gut hook i want to be able to pull something out

how about something that fits inside the battery compartment of my laptop?



MAD

Brian
 
You guys are making me feel better...

Thanks, I needed this. There was a similar discussion on DC101 today. They determined the best way to take care of Bon Lauden (sp) was to deep fry him. I like it. I'd probably take a bite too just out of spite. Even if it's not him, he's gotten away with too much and deserves it anyway in my humblest of opinions.

Professor.
 
Using knives to kill them will only make the sheeple scream `InHumane!' and then our own government will take away all our toys....

I say, Tie them to a chair, and make them watch Pauly shore movies until they perish....?:)


<center>and when no one is looking....grab the nearest Spydie Civilian and see how well it cuts them bagels...!:eek:</center>



edited...screwed up on that actors name! got the wrong one...:)
 
This woman on TV has just said that we should not retaliate, but instead show them love. Maybe we should send her to Antarctica. I myself would like to see a few U.S. troops with an eight ball and a tube sock thump these people who are dancing in the streets across the head. If their are any pregnant women dancing, across the stomach. That way the seed would be killed. Kids are not excluded. Maybe a really long nylon soccer sock would be better, get more leverage that way.
 
Originally posted by KC Slim
two things i would like to try 1. one of those pointy mining hammers,
and a rechargeable dremel tool with about ten extra batteries and a whole lot of neat little attachments. I figure I can try my hand in the dental, nerological, plastic surgery aspects of the medical profession.:mad:
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I like that idea, slim. I'll second that.
 
Does anyone remember the rich guy in the BOOK Hannibal and what he had in mind for the Italians to do to Dr Lecter?
Eaten ALIVE by wild pigs.
Starting with the feet.

Don't eat pork? Let pigs eat terrorists!

John Row
colobbfan
 
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