Best knife for killing terrorists?

hmmm... seriously?

1> corkscrew into the end of each finger, leave it in
2> ballpien hammer to each joint, shattering them beyond hope
3> heat up the end of a SPORK and castrate the b*tches, make sure the flame only gets it *slightly* warmer than 1st degree burns
4> use a nice dull, rusty knife, and make sure they get those little peckers that Razor was giving away.
5> Remove toes, one joint at a time, with a butterknife, pack with salt
6> sew *sshole shut

Add as much time in between steps as needed for thier survival, for the last step...

7> remove nose with a butterknife, dremel into existing hole, and feed thier brains to them, bit by bit, with the spork used to castrate them in step 3.


it works!
 
Step 1.
Restrain the terrorist in an upright uncomfortable position. Carefully smash one of his kneecaps with a golf club. The restrainig area should be brightly lit, and have loud music/noises 24/7. Wait a few days, and let this take it`s toll on the terrorist. There is no need to feed him, however water is recommended in order to keep him from dying too soon.

Water can be added caffeine in order to deprive the terrorist from sleep. Laxatives can also be added for a certain effect. Indeed the terrorist can also be killed with an overdose of laxative, causing dehydration. However, this is too easy.

Step 2.
Throw boiling oil at the terrorist. Liquid nitrogen can also be used to great effect. Beat him with your golf club. Break all those small bones, and don`t forget the teeth. Poke him with red hot metal in his genitals and eyes.

Cut off fingers and toes, one by one. The knife should be dull and rusty. Make sure the edge is severely chipped. The knife should tear rather than cut. Cut away at his limbs. If bleeding becomes exessive, use torniquets.

Step 3.
Cut a slot in his gut with the dull knife, and pour in some drain opener. Sit back and watch him die in great pain, as his guts dissolves.

Nils
 
1) cutting them the balls
2) give to eat their balls to my pig female
3) cutting their allah tail
4) putting a barbed wire in their ass, going out from the mouth
5) playing up and down with the barbed wired
6) wrappe the terrorist body with a pig skin.
 
NILS, you are my kind of person.

Myself, well, I would like to take them into the desert, bury them up to about their groin in a pit of broken glass, rusty nails, discarded syringes etc., break fingers, then wrists, then arms, take a box cutter, make an incision about four inches wide in the abdominal cavity, pull out about 15 feet of intestine, wrap it around a nearby cactus, and let them watch the vultures pick their way to them as they s-l-o-w-l-y die. Oh, and inject them with Ebola just to be sure.


I really am a nice guy,just not toward my enemies:)
 
You guys crack me up...too funny.

But ya'll forgot the best. Since what bL and Co. would like is to die and go straight to Allah, so the deal is not to kill 'em.

Give 'em a prison haircut, a bath with a wire brush, and bunk 'em with these sharp-tongued devils:

God Gave U.S. 'What We Deserve,' Falwell and Robertson (Washington Post)
By John F. Harris
Page C03, Sep 14, 2001
Television evangelists Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, two of the most prominent voices of the religious right, said...

----------That'll teach 'em! <g>

-B
 
My earlier post would have been too quick I think ,AKA-.223 or 12 gauge.... After further thought I really think Cliff Stamp should do a test until failure on them....:mad:
 
It wouldn't really matter as I would hack one their arms off and beat them to death with it. Or maybe the small blade on my SAK and make then endure the Death of One Thousand Cuts. Oh I could think of lots more.....
 
My, we're barbarians here. Time for me to join the fun.

Anything with a good, long gut-hook. Stick it in and it'll pull all sorts of interesting things back out with it.

Take one out to a remote canyon in the Southwest, disembowel him, loop a coil of guts around a rock or tree and kick him off the cliff. It could also be construed as a scientific test; do the guts break immediately or will he bounce a little first?

Bury one up the neck in the middle of a red ant hill.

Take one up to the top of the Empire State Building, douse him with kerosene, set him alight and kick him off. Apparently some people were forced to die this way at the WTC.

Chinese amputation torture: Cut off the first finger joints the first day. Cut off the first toe joints the second day. Cut off the second finger joints the third day. Etc. with digits. Cut off hands. Cut off feet. Cut off arms up to elbows. And so on. When he's limbless, drop him into a room full of the victims' families.

Disembowel one and drape his entrails on a barbed wire fence. Release the starving coyotes.

I could think of more, but it'll take time. If the members of BFC were unleashed on the Middle East, think of what we could do. :)

Asha'man
 
McCann Industries...."Puffin Magnum"...Don't leave home without it!

"Hunters seek what they [WANT].., Seekers hunt what they [NEED]"
 
How about the end scene from casino, where they beat Joe Pesci with aluninum baseball bats and burried them alive. Except use dull, old, rusty, razorblades to slowly cut their arms off with, and then procede to let all of the victims familys get a few hits. If done right this could take months. A very slow painful death finished off by someone sewing their ******* shut and feeding them a mix of broken glass, drain opener, food so they end slowly exploding or having they guts dissolve what ever comes first. You could then use your favorite knife to cut the tape you use to seal the box you put them in to mail them back to where ever they came from, with a note telling them we are on our way.
 
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