Best knife for killing terrorists?

Several other scenes come to mind.
In Shogun the Japanese boiled Richard Chamberlain's crew alive scene.

In the Naked Runner with Cornell Wilde, The covered in mud and rotisseried. The natives even provided hollow reeds where the victims mouth was to provide air and where his ears were to provide ventilation. Serve with Sake or a "fine Chianti"

John
colobbfan

This IS therapeutic!
 
Ballpeen Hammer, Steel Toed Boots, Lawn Darts. Not necessarily in that order.

Oh yeah, I forgot, complete by filleting with a Puuko.
 
In this case forumites I'd have to use a Python .357 125 gr HP with as many reloads as needed. One shot each to the hands,elbows,knees and feet for sure. then a little salt and alcohol to each and a match to cauterize(sp?) and a final one a day or two later between the eyes.

Bo :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Whatever one you are thoroughly trained in the use of, because you can be sure that they will be trained in the use of whatever weapon that they have.
 
I am looking at these posts and appreciating every one. I was 7 blocks away from the towers when the crash/act of terrorism/act of war occured. I am saddened that the suggested knife taped to a missile was not implemented, as it should have been, right away. I really cannot come up with anything unique to add to these, except that maybe substitute serrations with dull saw blades, deffenitely lots of rust, and substitute acid in place of salt.

I was in the city today too, working by the UN building, checking out some apartments where the owner did not come home. I found out those were the people working in the towers. I had many thoughts of these kind as I was standing in the middle of an empty apartment, complete with pictures on the wall, whose owner will probably never come home again. There really is no words describing it. I would add sharks, atomic bombs and the like, but it just does not seem enough. I am saddened of all this, but am also proud.

Thank you. You have made me feel better.
 
One particular torture I also thought should be best reserved for the likes of these terrorists, is this:

Take a fresh bar of soap, and insert in mouth. Then sew the mouth shut!
 
I think someone mentioned feeding terrorists to pigs earlier? That was a dirty and offensive comment. How dare you force those poor innoncent pigs to eat sh*t like that. :rolleyes:


How about putting the terrorists in a metal box full of rats, of course allowing ventilation so they can breathe. Place your favorite source of heat on top of the box(coals, torch, etc). Listen as the rats squeal as they make their way to the bottom of the box. Oh, did I mention the only way there is through the terrorist's body? Oops..

And just for fun, give a poke now and then with the Recon Tanto, gotta make sure they go to their grave screaming..
 
Wouldn't a crucifixion of a muslim terrorist, on the lawn of the White House not be fitting? And all the Bladeforum members given Cold Steel Spears to inflict the numerous death blows. A blasphemous death for a coward, beautiful!
 
I think the bayonet on the end of a M-4 carbine with a beta-c mag... I really would not want to give them a chance or maybe the bayonet on the end of the mossberg 590......hmmmmmm tough choice....

ps.... I really do need a spell checker.....
 
I think I'd knock 'em over the head with a baseball bat, tie 'em up, and while he's passed out - shove my grandfather's 12 gauge up his *ss and pull the trigger. :eek:

I wouldn't want to f*ck up my knives on human sh*t like that. :barf:
 
Nothing beats the smell of fresh Napam...especially when terrorists are drenched in it!
 
My Boker Smatchet, would be my choice for the knife, but the fun way would be to tie them to a chair and get a steel bell just a tad bigger than their heads heat it up to a nice cherry red, then lower it down over their heads and cook their heads right off. Or heat up some mercury and give them a nice enima.
 
As far as what I think should be done to these basta*ds, put them in a room with the relatives of all those that died.

It scares me to think of what I would do to them if I had the chance. It would be slow, one joint at a time. I would start with the toes and then the fingers and when I got to the shoulders and hips, if they were still alive I think I might just leave them that way.

Sorry if this offends some, but it is the way I feel. To say anything else would be a lie.
 
Three things come to mind, slightly at odds. Considering their religious views, I think that the crucifiction idea has definite merit. Maybe it would make them think that not only were they not winning in this world, but their "glory" might be in jeopardy in the next.

However, at odds with this is one of my favorite sayings, hopefully made by someone OTHER than where I heard it. But, anyway, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." With that in mind, I think my favored knife would be a Hossum Millenium Machete, razor sharp, and weilded with better efficiency than I am probably able myself.
 
I have given this more thought, why waste a god missile on these people (not to mention an Emerson Custom). Here is a variation on an old Japanese torture that could make good TV:

1. Take you terrorist and place in a vertical positon with legs apart.
2. Place a nice bamboo plant under said scum.
3. Sharpen the tip of the bamboo plant and place next to a bodily opening - knife is of the users preference.
4. Feed and water the plant regualrly - Bamboo grows about 2" per day.
5. Sit back and watch the bastard suffer! :cool:

Anybody got any variations on this?

Regards,

Ed
 
I think a nice prison shanking would be just for them. We could send them to a nice prison for life. A few months of daily beatings, and gang a** rapes to be topped off with the final shanking to save tax dollars.
 
To me there is great apeal in using a katana, cutting about a inch per, oh lets see, hour. and to keep them company in between cuts, something that really loves the taste of blood...
 
Seeing all these interesting suggestions made me think of a movie quote:

"I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass..."

Which brings to mind some pliers and a blowtorch.

I say stake them out on their stomachs, naked, in the prison exercise yard. Sould provide some good exercise for those lonely cons.

"C'mon li'l piggie squeal! WHEEE"
 
I'm very angry over what has happened...like the rest of you. They don't deserve the quick deaths our bombs and missles will aford them.

How about a dull knife and several hours work?

Ron
 
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