This is the most interesting thread I've read in a while. My story's a bit long winded, but it won't be worth it in the end. Enjoy!
My sister used to call me Zero, since I was an admitted accidental child. She said there were six kids in our family, 5-4-3-2-1 then me, Zero. Yes, we're Catholic. Yes, I was bullied by my sister.
I actually usually go by Reverend Zero, but that always got me in trouble with the Reverend Lovejoys, so I decided to change it to something campy, and nothing says ridiculous like a vaguely macho oxymoron like Atomic Zero.
I used to use Groundskeeper Willie, but that caused trouble too. I could never figure out why people took offense to that. Are groundskeepers really that touchy?
Sincerely,
Apache Rose Peacock