Let's see we're in Cantina right? Check.
Here's my recent discovery after a life time of research in such matters regarding wifes and new toys be they guns, blades, motorcycles, pickup trucks etc.
If I can lay hands on money (usually don't the queen controls it) I just buy the toy. If I ask she gets upset, says no which upsets me so we're both upset and still no toy. I get tired of being upset so I buy the toy anyhow, then we argue and get upset a second time but at least I got a toy so being upset is a small price to pay. Right so far?
So now I just buy it, save one argument, still get upset but your not upset cause you didn't get your toy, only upset due to the wife being upset and the accompanying beating that I usually get along with the new toy.
So it works out to cost of toy, plus tax, plus shipping plus argument, plus physical beating = is it worth it. Answer is always Of Course!
So concludes todays lesson on dealing with wives and new toys.
Incidently I never say no when she wants something. She sometimes wants dumb things, like hardwood floors. I installed last weekend. I didn't want them, I hated putting it down, but I didn't say no and I didn't beat her up.