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Cattle prod and overalls. Problem solved.
I have a few properly insane guard dogs that are chained outside farmhouses I pass along one or the other of the roads I run along.
Running is severly inpeded by a 6 foot pole or other long range poke thing.
In so I have elected to carry any and all folders that can be opened onehanded. I have no great expectations of winning a dog fight, still I rather not loose the fight without an effort. Chris
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When our Shepard was a pup, the Edison tree-trimming crew bombarded her with chunks of tree, breaking three ribs. After that, she was hostile towards strange men.
We posted the back yard with monster signs saying to keep out/vicious dog, but the meter reader had a cattle prod and ignored the signs. When we got home, she had him cornered and whimpering. She had taken the cattle prod away from him two hours previously. Poor dear had wet himself. He threatened to sue. We threatened to sue. Edison decided to make it go away. The tooth marks on the cattle prod were impressive.
Draw your own conclusions.
A shotgun and a mix of .00 and slugs is the best you can get if you're out in the brush.
I'd use a spear for camp defense, but that's pretty much it. Versus something hairy and angry, you want to put as much distance as possible.
I don't wan't to ever be in the situation of using a blade vs an animal, as they are mostly too fast for human and don't care very much of their wounds.
A few years ago I went checking some bear traps with my ex BIL and I saw how fast a bear can swing their long clawy arm, and that was an eye opener.
Don't try to fight even a small bear with your ubertacticool knife, you will lose.
More recently, me and the dogs got stalked by 2 coyote/wolf breed and I charged them with my big bad Condor parang machete. Guess what, they did not care about it and kept walking towards me growling. I was seriously annoyed and frustrated!
ATV and shottie were not very far, fortunately.
My little life experience just tell me that blade vs animal is not a desirable combo at all.
Wait! You had two feet. Why didn't you kick 'em both when each grabbed an arm to play "Make a wish"?
Faced? Yes. paperboy. Postal Carrier temp. Jogger. Biking. One dog jumped a (tiny) five-foot fence around HIS front yard to confront me on the sidewalk. He was Newfie named "Bear," as it turned out..
Bit? Once while biking by psychotic Boxer - despite shortened BB bat (missed every time).
But nice to hear from the official rep of 90& of the population.
Calm down and get back on track, fer crying out loud. Mr. Linton is a respected member here. Its an innocent thread, which will soon be moved to PracTac, where this tone wont be tolerated by MODS...not that it will here for long.Then how, pray tell did you manage to escape without urinating and being cornered for hours until someone came to your rescue?
You picking it up yet?
Then he should have no problem answering the question.Calm down and get back on track, fer crying out loud. Mr. Linton is a respected member here. .
That's what I thought. You scoff at the suggestions of others with a fanciful tale of doggy retribution involving your meter maid. Tearful and wetting himself. Then asked if you had first hand experience you claim yes, then refuse to explain how you yourself dealt with the situation. And the outcome. Probably because it will contradict what you seem to be saying."Are you sure you want to add Thefinaledge to your ignore list?"
Got it.