Born on the Snark of July

[Murphnuge]

Had to wait until I got the patent applied for before the unveiling.....Folks, I give you the "Bush Doodie"..

You need an etool.

 

[Guyon]

You need an etool.

Also needs to come with a seat belt cutter for emergency breakaway.

 

[Guyon]

You mean this one?

That's the one.

 

[Guyon]

Screw it. Fiesta time.

Later, if I want to take it up a notch...

 

[worldwood]

Especially if you call her Mrs. Nutcase.

Damn that made me laugh. Although I have seen one fridge flying.....and since it was thrown by a gargantuan trebuchet, it was seriously flying.

OK, since I mentioned trebuchets, we have here in the Granite State the World Champion Trebuchet Punkin' Chunkin' Yankee Siege. Chucked an 8 lb pumpkin 2034 ft - over a 1/3 of a mile.

That reminds me.. I been waiting well over a year, likely 2 now, for a guy who was suppose to make me a fully working miniature trebuchet and guillotine.

IIRC he said it would be a few months... I should go ahead and just forget about it again LOL

You mean this one?

I use to have one of them... Course mine said pepsi on it




So a few days back this company had a poetry contest... Just found out my poem and haiku was picked as one of the 2 winners! Pretty happy about it, i wrote the poem in around 10 minutes so it wasnt "wonderful" work by any means, but it still turned out decent. They are going to post it on their website in the next several days!!

 

[Guyon]

Here's mine.

Nylon sling stretched taut,
Hunkering man strains and waits...
Bush Doodie is born.


Things just kind of kicked up a notch on their own.

My favorite brand of potato vodka is no longer distributed in North America. WTF is up with that?
I will miss it. And I will buy it in quantity when I go abroad.
The Luksusowa is a pretty decent substitute though.

 

[Silverthorn]

You mean this one?

The funny thing is in Dubs hands, thats a normal size cup.

 

[spikebot587]

One of you guys wouldn't happen to be interested I. A Kershaw whirlwind would you? Have one up for trade but no one seems interested

 

[bigghoss]

One of you guys wouldn't happen to be interested I. A Kershaw whirlwind would you? Have one up for trade but no one seems interested

I think you have to be a gold member to offer items for sale/trade.

 

[granitestateofmind]

I think you have to be a gold member to offer items for sale/trade.

Only for sale....I think trade is OK without a Gold member.....ship.

 

[spikebot587]

It's on another popular forum. Now that I think about it though probably ly against the rules to post it over here

 

[Jerry D.]

You need an etool.

It's funny you mention this. Trade's picture reminded me of you explaining to a skeptical Jared (Todd's son) how one would use an E-tool to take a dump and explaining that one is not actually pooping on the E-tool.

 

[Bladite]

I already trademarked Booty Bungie®, Poop Loop®, and Slingshit®.

waist waster

cinch a pinch

clip and clop

 

[Bladite]

Had to wait until I got the patent applied for before the unveiling.....Folks, I give you the "Bush Doodie"..

that's brilliant. now i won't have to hang inverted from tree branches anymore

 

[Jerry D.]

I already trademarked Booty Bungie®, Poop Loop®, and Slingshit®.

waist waster

cinch a pinch

clip and clop

crappelling

 

[The Warrior]

The funny thing is in Dubs hands, thats a normal size cup.

I was wondering where my shot glass was...

 

[cbwoods67]

tradewater, I hope you enjoy the fame and fortune that only a deuce noose can bring.

 

[Bladite]

crappelling

drop bare zone

 

[Bladite]

noose kaboose

sling a ma bob

 

[Bladite]

extended hang time