Born on the Snark of July

[BeeKayNutCase]

Lol Springy. Just keep trying last night was like the first time in almost two months for me..

I will never give up bro. I'm not capable of doing so..

Especially if you call her Mrs. Nutcase.

Damn that made me laugh. Although I have seen one fridge flying.....and since it was thrown by a gargantuan trebuchet, it was seriously flying.

OK, since I mentioned trebuchets, we have here in the Granite State the World Champion Trebuchet Punkin' Chunkin' Yankee Siege. Chucked an 8 lb pumpkin 2034 ft - over a 1/3 of a mile.

Yeah I didn't exactly display any finesse in last night's failed attempt. She keeps making hints at a back rub. I don't want a back rub. I'm after something else..

Awesome! Trebuchets are magnificent pieces of engineering. That 2000 footer must be simply amazing to watch.

that's brilliant. now i won't have to hang inverted from tree branches anymore

But will it mean you'll stop flinging your waste through the bars on your cage?

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

Yeah I didn't exactly display any finesse in last night's failed attempt. She keeps making hints at a back rub. I don't want a back rub. I'm after something else..

Ohhhh SHE wants a back rub. It just dawned upon me.. Ok. Carry on..

 

[granitestateofmind]

Ohhhh SHE wants a back rub. It just dawned upon me.. Ok. Carry on..

....uh, duh. TANSTAAFL. (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch). You had better get the hang of this, especially with a kid in the oven. It doesn't get any easier after that, friend.....just a shitload more convoluted.

 

[spikebot587]

Watching rudy, probably one of my favorite movies

 

[Silverthorn]

....uh, duh. TANSTAAFL. (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch). You had better get the hang of this, especially with a kid in the oven. It doesn't get any easier after that, friend.....just a shitload more convoluted.

QFT. Get it now while you can buddy. Once the kids born its gonna be in the room, in the bed, running around. Not to mention that first bit of sleep deprivation from every 3 hour feedings. Plus the kid is just one more not tonight reason. Lord Get it now, whatever it takes! as often as you can before the kids born. Its not like you can knock her up again right now, shes already pregnant.

Also My wifes Tee Shirt that she got when we found out she was pregnant

 

[NCSlice]

Found where Guyon shops...


Something Old Something New at OBX...

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

....uh, duh. TANSTAAFL. (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch). You had better get the hang of this, especially with a kid in the oven. It doesn't get any easier after that, friend.....just a shitload more convoluted.

QFT. Get it now while you can buddy. Once the kids born its gonna be in the room, in the bed, running around. Not to mention that first bit of sleep deprivation from every 3 hour feedings. Plus the kid is just one more not tonight reason. Lord Get it now, whatever it takes! as often as you can before the kids born. Its not like you can knock her up again right now, shes already pregnant.

Also My wifes Tee Shirt that she got when we found out she was pregnant

Haha I love you guys! At least I know I've got support here!

Found where Guyon shops...


Something Old Something New at OBX...

Nice hat. Are you NCBiscuit now?

 

[Jonny1280]

Man, oh man! Those later gators look like they've kicked some serious ass in their day!
The Gunyon's Pre-owned Pimp'n Apparel ... Coming soon to a strip mall near you!

 

[worldwood]

The internet is going to be getting cut off tomorrow. Have to return the modem/tv box we rented.

Then ill be offline during the move... Hope you guys stay well and i look forward to catching up more after i get situated!

 

[Jonny1280]

The internet is going to be getting cut off tomorrow. Have to return the modem/tv box we rented.

Then ill be offline during the move... Hope you guys stay well and i look forward to catching up more after i get situated!

Take care WW!
Catch ya later master....skater?

 

[zzyzzogeton]

Be safe on the move WW and don't push it. Better to have to stop overnight an extra day on the road than doze off and never make it.

 

[spikebot587]

Good luck WW, and stay safe!

 

[Bladite]

Ohhhh SHE wants a back rub. It just dawned upon me.. Ok. Carry on..

She gets a back rub you get a front rub and no kids waking you up

Pro tip: put locks on the bedroom doors now (for safety)

Kids are locked in their rooms. Bad guys are locked out of yours...

then no 5am nad mashers or burglar issues

 

[DunkEm]

Good luck on the move WW. Are you going to stop and kiss the city limit sign goodbye?

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

All the best WW! We all look forward to hearing from you when you and yours are SAFELY at your new place! Take care brother..

She gets a back rub you get a front rub and no kids waking you up

Pro tip: put locks on the bedroom doors now (for safety)

Kids are locked in their rooms. Bad guys are locked out of yours...

then no 5am nad mashers or burglar issues

Hahaha! Bladite, that is single handedly the best patenting advice I've ever heard. I will heed that keenly when my baby octopi comes along.. Mmmmm eight pies....

 

[TBL]

Here's mine.

Nylon sling stretched taut,
Hunkering man strains and waits...
Bush Doodie is born.

Now I have to clean up my cheerios......lol!

 

[TBL]

The internet is going to be getting cut off tomorrow. Have to return the modem/tv box we rented.

Then ill be offline during the move... Hope you guys stay well and i look forward to catching up more after i get situated!

Good luck brother!




Hah All the advice you are getting is good Springy. Kids are great, but getting alone time when you have them is rough. Sleep like you've never slept before!

 

[TBL]

Not in on 1. Have a nice life!

 

[Ulf Krogstad]

Somebody cooking SPAM this morning? Thats a good idea. Spamburgerhamburgers I will be feasting on tonight. Couple cans have been sittingon the shelf for years.

Poof like magic the SPAM goes down so easy. Faster than I can post.

 

[worldwood]

Thanks fellas!

If the RBK comes out in the next few days save one for me.

If Terrio comes back while im gone check to make sure he is neither a cyborg nor brainwashed by alien lifeforms.

Last but not least... Im registered at all the local liquor stores and with ka-bar, so you guys can go to either for housewarming gifts... Im not picky... Just spend a lot

Take care WW!
Catch ya later master....skater?

Be safe on the move WW and don't push it. Better to have to stop overnight an extra day on the road than doze off and never make it.

Good luck WW, and stay safe!

All the best WW! We all look forward to hearing from you when you and yours are SAFELY at your new place! Take care brother..



Hahaha! Bladite, that is single handedly the best patenting advice I've ever heard. I will heed that keenly when my baby octopi comes along.. Mmmmm eight pies....

Good luck brother!




Hah All the advice you are getting is good Springy. Kids are great, but getting alone time when you have them is rough. Sleep like you've never slept before!

Good luck on the move WW. Are you going to stop and kiss the city limit sign goodbye?

Wouldnt stop to piss on it if it was on fire.



Thanks again fellas, keep em sharp, and SNARK ON!!