Bring on a DEATH CHAT!!!

Amy-0 said:
You still give me a headache........but I gotcha.........no not really still confused ....but you will be happy soon cause you will be getting a box full of INFI goodness soon.........:) :) :) :thumbup:
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WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO... Doin' my dirty darth dance :D:eek: :D
 
A UCLA Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
 
idahoskunk said:
A UCLA Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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:D :D :D :D
 
This little girl is onto something!!

VALENTINE'S DAY

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's
Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God
get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden,"
she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new
found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could shoot the fuucker."
 
^^ LOL! :)

Then a few guys wanted to have another and Jerry did one for shaggi's farewell.
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Where did she go? People kept referring to the Swamp? :confused: Did Shaggi move away, or just join the Nightshift Gang? :confused:
 
idahoskunk said:
kak, i didn't know you knew the scriptures so well? :D
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Yeah. I Just felt lead to post those. I respect his other posts, but when some seems to give, to me anyway, a cop-out apology that is due, it's on. I man up when I am wrong and apologize. I don't stack another milk crate up so I can't smell my own bs
 
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I need to get a life or some friends.... You guys are my brothers and a couple sisters out there, but ya'll are to far away to hang with:( :grumpy:
 
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