About a month ago, a friend of mine, who is getting married this Saturday, told me he was having a new waistcoat made, and suggested I get one made too. So, a week or so later, we went to be measured. A week after that we went for a fitting. The tailor works from home, and lives in a rather awkward place to get to, so each visit cost me half a day's work. We went to pick up our waistcoats today. I had asked for one in a charcoal tweed, full back, 4 pockets, and notched lapels, and it was exactly what I had asked for - except it is a good 4 inches short at the front (and a bit tight in the chest)!

My friend, who had recommended the tailor, was mortified, and demanded it be replaced. Fortunately, his waistcoat (which I paid for too) fitted, as he is the one getting married after all. There's no time for me to get another made before Saturday, and I don't think I fancy another three half-days off work, darn thing has cost me enough already. Think I'll get one off the peg next time, so much for 'made-to-measure'