"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

As elementary-school age kids we used to jump from porch roofs into trees, play “superman”, which was simply flinging yourself forward onto the ground in a belly-flop, have huge battles throwing hickory nuts at each other, ride our bikes over rickety ramps and jumps we built, and lots of other stupid things I either can’t remember or don’t have time to chronicle here, so throwing knives at each other’s feet was not particularly extreme in that context. I AM pretty sure misremembered the Splits game and got it backwards, though. I definitely remembered the feet apart and the danger of getting a knife stuck in your foot, and got the rest mixed up somehow.

I don't remember anyone getting hurt seriously either :thumbsup: When I was a kid it wasn't that long after WW2, we'd play on bomb-sites and explore buildings with big gaping holes going right through the floors. Kids would turn up with a pile of rifle bullets they got off their granddads, and we'd build fires in the woods, and hide behind trees as the the rounds went off. When we could buy firecrackers, known as 'bangers' here, we'd make 'banger guns' out of steel tubing, and fire steel balls at each other. Incredible nobody got hurt, but they didn't. Yep, Splits was tame :) :thumbsup:
 
I don't remember anyone getting hurt seriously either :thumbsup: When I was a kid it wasn't that long after WW2, we'd play on bomb-sites and explore buildings with big gaping holes going right through the floors. Kids would turn up with a pile of rifle bullets they got off their granddads, and we'd build fires in the woods, and hide behind trees as the the rounds went off. When we could buy firecrackers, known as 'bangers' here, we'd make 'banger guns' out of steel tubing, and fire steel balls at each other. Incredible nobody got hurt, but they didn't. Yep, Splits was tame :) :thumbsup:
And nowadays, seesaws (also called teeter-totters) have been removed from the playgrounds for being too dangerous. :rolleyes:
 
I was laughing to myself today as I drove past 2 kids on bikes. Both were wearing helmets. I thought geez we were brutal on banana seat bikes - to each other. Doing wheelies on each other, generally trying to do damage - to the other bikes at the least - and screaming down stupid steep hills and woods trail riding - without fear - without helmets. :eek: I can't recall one injury. There was the kid who lost a front tooth playing hockey on our backyard rink - ONCE.

OH and we used to play tag in trees (a tree). The idea was to jump from branch to branch without getting tagged out. There was a broken arm from that one and the mother forbade future games. It was her tree, after all. :confused: Really too bad because we could never find another tree as accessible and hugely spread. :(

We had great times growing up. :thumbsup: :D
 
I was laughing to myself today as I drove past 2 kids on bikes. Both were wearing helmets. I thought geez we were brutal on banana seat bikes - to each other. Doing wheelies on each other, generally trying to do damage - to the other bikes at the least - and screaming down stupid steep hills and woods trail riding - without fear - without helmets. :eek: I can't recall one injury. There was the kid who lost a front tooth playing hockey on our backyard rink - ONCE.

OH and we used to play tag in trees (a tree). The idea was to jump from branch to branch without getting tagged out. There was a broken arm from that one and the mother forbade future games. It was her tree, after all. :confused: Really too bad because we could never find another tree as accessible and hugely spread. :(

We had great times growing up. :thumbsup: :D
Listen to us old timers going on about the good old days...
Every teenager within a thousand-mile radius is probably rolling his eyes about now.
 
Old Engineer Old Engineer here she is in all her glory!

We had an old Yard Machines rider that was 20+ years old with a ton of issues. So my wife talked me into this! I'm glad it has a cup holder ;):eek::D
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Old Engineer Old Engineer here she is in all her glory!

We had an old Yard Machines rider that was 20+ years old with a ton of issues. So my wife talked me into this! I'm glad it has a cup holder ;):eek::D
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Congrats on the Big Green Dream Machine, Taylor! :thumbsup::cool::cool::thumbsup:

Thinking about some of the recent discussions here, I don't see a seat belt! Do you wear a helmet when you drive that baby?!?

- GT
 
All this talk about BB gun fights and lacing snowballs....once on a cold rainy day when I was about 12 my buddies and I decided to use darts. That wasn’t such a good idea, especially when I was trying to figure out how to pull one out that went through my left hand ring finger. Fortunately it missed the bone, didn’t bleed much and was easily explained with a small bandaid telling Mom I cut it on some barbed wire:confused::confused:
 
Old Engineer Old Engineer here she is in all her glory!

We had an old Yard Machines rider that was 20+ years old with a ton of issues. So my wife talked me into this! I'm glad it has a cup holder ;):eek::D
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Thanks for showing it Taylor . I have 2 of those Green Machines since 2006 . I have been very happy with both of them . Even though I worked for 36 years for the company that made the current Big Red machines , I had to buy the Green riders . Things with wheels and engines are some of my most favorite things .

Harry
 
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Thanks for showing it Taylor . I have 2 of those Green Machines since 2006 . I have been very happy with both of them . Even though I worked for 36 years for the company that made the current Big Red machines , I had to buy the Green riders . Things with wheels and engines are some of my most favorite things .

Harry
Thanks Harry! I'm a big guy 6'6, I fit comfortably on it. The steering wheel doesn't rub on my legs like my old rider and some of the other newer brands. This one is pretty cool, it has the "quick oil change" and the bigger V-twin engine. Plenty of power for my lil piece of property.
 
One thing I have found, "cooking off" ammunition in a fire would often throw the brass farther than the bullet!! Still dangerous!!

Absolutely crazy Charlie! :eek: Like idiots we'd all be poking our heads out from behind the trees waiting for it to explode :rolleyes: We used to cook off aerosol cans too o_O Probably one of the reasons there's no ozone layer left! :eek: :rolleyes:

And nowadays, seesaws (also called teeter-totters) have been removed from the playgrounds for being too dangerous. :rolleyes:

In retrospect, however, those playground carousel things we spun around on probably WERE genuinely dangerous...

They were starting to be replaced (by carousels) even when I was a kid, but here they had these things called 'Witches Hats', they were made of heavy wood and iron, weighed a ton, and had an irregular orbit, some of them were huge! Loads of kids must have lost teeth because of them! :eek:

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When I was a youth-worker in the 1980's the council decided, (at considerable public expense, and having closed down the adventure playground the kids had helped build themselves on health and safety grounds), to install a "death-slide" (a sort of overhead monorail) on the playground that was part of my patch. Some of the councillors had been on a junket to Sweden to study one :rolleyes: The original had grass underneath it, but they thought that would get muddy, so they replaced the grass with concrete and gravel, and installed a bend, with a steel pillar built in just the right place to catch the kids shins as they banked round the corner. Every evening for a month, I had to be down there (unpaid), scraping kids off the gravel and applying first aid. Then an adult fell off and died, and they chained it up for the next 10 years before it was sold off for scrap o_O

Why am I reminded of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch?

LOL! :D :thumbsup:

Old Engineer Old Engineer here she is in all her glory!

We had an old Yard Machines rider that was 20+ years old with a ton of issues. So my wife talked me into this! I'm glad it has a cup holder ;):eek::D
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Very cool Taylor :) :thumbsup:


Our version was the rock encased in moist clay ,stuck on the end of a stick and flung with two handed samurai grip...passing trains were a prime target for this long range weapon.

What about bows and arrows, everyone used to make those? I remember getting hit in the collar-bone with an arrow someone had tipped with a pointed piece of roofing slate! o_O

Thanks Harry! I'm a big guy 6'6, I fit comfortably on it. The steering wheel doesn't rub on my legs like my old rider and some of the other newer brands. This one is pretty cool, it has the "quick oil change" and the bigger V-twin engine. Plenty of power for my lil piece of property.

That's tall Taylor, I always think of you like your avatar :D :thumbsup:
 
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Bows and arrows reminds me of a Father Brown I saw the other night (Kenneth More, ca 1974, The Curse of the Coptic Chalice).
All the other characters were meant to be Americans, and were way over the top, especially the old Indian-fighter who dressed like a cross between Buffalo Bill Cody and Xaviera Hollander.
Anyway, we were supposed to believe in the possibility that a little wooden self-bow could shoot an arrow "hundreds and hundreds of yards" and hit our victim through a small window high in a tower where he sat at a desk on the other side of the room. Right in the throat. Shooting over a screen of forest trees. Of course, in fiction it could happen, but turns out it didn't.

I don't actually know how Xaviera Hollander dressed, but the Indian-fighter's boots brought the phrase "the Happy Hooker" to mind.
 
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