The summer of 1968 was a landmark time in my life. The Vietnam War was in full swing, Hippies had emerged from every corner of the US and descended on San Francisco to a point it was called the Summer of Love but most important I had turned 13 years old, a true teenager. Living in the mountains of Western North Carolina those things seemed as far away as the moon except the fact that I was now a teenager. My cousin Doug, three boys that didnt live too far away Ronnie, Johnny, Billy and myself were constant companions. We shared a love for tools and the greatest tools of all were the Barlows that we all owned and carried. However, we had all saw the majestic machete at work and had a deep desire to own one.
Mr. Bell lived on the same road as I did and would sometimes go to town and when he did he would always take us boys along and let us check out the stores while he tended to his business then pick us back up and take us home. As I went by his house one morning on my bike I heard him holler Hey Im headed to town in the morning you boys wanna go. I replied with a shout yes sir Ill tell everyone. My heart was racing we usually went straight to the Kress Store candy counter but this time would be different. This time we all had folding money and a mission to go to the Army Store and buy some fine machetes.
The next morning we were all at Mr. Bells house early, our bikes lined up by the porch like the Harleys of a proper motorcycle gang. Doug had won the coin toss and got to ride in front with Mr. Bell the rest of us jumped into the bed of his pickup truck. When we pulled into downtown Asheville Mr. Bell asked if we wanted off at Kress No Sir Doug said take us to the Army Store and pick us up at Cosmos. As we pulled in front of the store we all jumped out and made a B line for the front door money in pocket. In a back corner of the store we saw them, some hanging on the wall the rest in an old barrel. Ronnie grabbed the first one out of the barrel I took one from the wall knowing that hanging as a display it had to be the best one then the rest of the guys got theirs. In those days a teenage boy with money could buy anything with a blade no questions asked so we paid the clerk and headed to Cosmos Café.
When we got to Cosmos we ordered two platters of fries and five soda fountain drinks sat down and discussed our ownership of the greatest machetes on earth. As we finished our food we made a pact to scout out a fine piece of land and build the finest fort ever constructed with our newly purchased tools. Soon Mr. Bell pulled up and honked the horn so back home we went somehow a little older and a lot richer with those machetes strapped to our sides.
I hope it's ok to post a story like this if so I will post some more of the story in a couple of days.