Cliches to Live By

If you love something set it free... If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.

Lifes to short to dance with ugly chicks.:p
 
Guess I was wrong... always thought it was "Teach a man to fish, he'll tell lies the rest of his life."

"Never date a woman you can't bench press."
 
I can't remember where I originally heard this, but I always liked it.

There are those who not know, yet know not that they know not.
They are fools; avoid them.

There are those who know not, and know they know not.
They are students; teach them.

There are those who know, yet know not that they know.
They sleep; waken them.

There are those who know, and know that they know.
They are leaders; follow them.
 
Rain always happens when on a hike.
The shortest way from point A to B is by GPS
When counting the children in a group.. there's always one missing.
Two rules matter for a scout:
1. Scout leaders are always right
2. If they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
 
All bleeding stops... eventually.

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
 
You can't learn any younger.
I used to hear this from my parents all the time, and have found myself saying it to my kids lately.
 
The difference between theory and practice is,
in theory it doesn't matter, but in practice it does.
 
He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still--Lao Tzu

Simple minds talk about people, average minds talk about things, great minds talk about ideas--?? anyone know who said it?

"He who speaks the most has the least to say" Opa
 
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