Cliches to Live By

[Thomas Linton]

He who has a Tate's is lost.

 

[bladefoolish]

old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

 

[Lazydog1]

A man is measured not by how he uses his strength; but by when he chooses not to use it.

 

[myright]

Happy wife - Happy life

 

[lungcutter]

If you love something set it free... If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.

Lifes to short to dance with ugly chicks.

 

[scarysharp]

"Walk quietly and Carry a big stick"


"If its old enough to smoke, its old enough to poke"

 

[zman308]

Assumption is the mother of all screw ups.

 

[hollowdweller]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

That's quality:thumbup:

 

[warrigal]

Enthusiasm is exceitment with direction.
Carl

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, get rid of him on weekends.

 

[James_Terrio]

Guess I was wrong... always thought it was "Teach a man to fish, he'll tell lies the rest of his life."

"Never date a woman you can't bench press."

 

[quietmike]

I can't remember where I originally heard this, but I always liked it.

There are those who not know, yet know not that they know not.
They are fools; avoid them.

There are those who know not, and know they know not.
They are students; teach them.

There are those who know, yet know not that they know.
They sleep; waken them.

There are those who know, and know that they know.
They are leaders; follow them.

 

[texastonydobbs]

Rain always happens when on a hike.
The shortest way from point A to B is by GPS
When counting the children in a group.. there's always one missing.
Two rules matter for a scout:
1. Scout leaders are always right
2. If they are not then rule number 1 is activated.

 

[DiverDn]

Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.

 

[texastonydobbs]

All bleeding stops... eventually.

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

 

[nate3993]

Forgiveness is always easier to get than permission.

best one hands down:thumbup:

 

[GRIM 62]

Youth is wasted on the young.

 

[Todd Murphy]

You can't learn any younger.
I used to hear this from my parents all the time, and have found myself saying it to my kids lately.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

The difference between theory and practice is,
in theory it doesn't matter, but in practice it does.

 

[dougo83]

He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still--Lao Tzu

Simple minds talk about people, average minds talk about things, great minds talk about ideas--?? anyone know who said it?

"He who speaks the most has the least to say" Opa