Cliches to Live By

[Watchful]

1. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's damn dark.

2. The person in my head knows waaaaay too much about starting fires.

 

[Josh K]

It is easier to beg forgiveness then ask permission.

Sharp knives are safer then dull ones, but you'll only cut yourself on sharp ones.

 

[Carolina River Rat]

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll most likely starve to death unless he finds another food source.

 

[stabman]

If it seems too good to be true, let someone else try it first.

 

[Josh K]

Nothing fails like success.

 

[Josh K]

"The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Esav Benyamin]

Simple minds talk about people, average minds talk about things, great minds talk about ideas--?? anyone know who said it?

"He who speaks the most has the least to say" Opa

Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, and small minds talk about people - Eleanor Roosevelt

Thom Brogan of Bladeforums: Those who know the least know it the loudest.

 

[jlouis976]

"Give a man a fish,feed him for a day~Teach a man to fish,feed him for life"

So this is wrong, terrible, and all that jazz...but your quote reminded me of the play on that one that goes

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for the night~Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Wrong, off color...but come on, thats kinda funny

 

[dougo83]

Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, and small minds talk about people - Eleanor Roosevelt

Thom Brogan of Bladeforums: Those who know the least know it the loudest.

Thanks, Esav, I was sure my paraphrase wasn't correct, but it still conveys the message...

 

[Fonly]

Time will heal the wounds, but never cover the scars.

 

[sodak]

Nobody is completely useless. You can always use them as a bad example.

 

[roughedges]

"Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference."

I'm always forgetting this one. :foot:



When the only tool you've got is a hammer, all your problems start to look like nails.

 

[Fubarski]

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

 

[Marcelo Cantu]

empty bags make the most noise.

Never trip over the same rock twice.

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

 

[stabman]

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Me too!:thumbup:

 

[Elen]

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll most likely starve to death unless he finds another food source.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll wear a stupid hat and sit in a boat all day long telling people to be quiet.

 

[LMT66]

We have plenty of youth, what we NEED is a fountain of "SMART"

 

[Ken_McCarty]

"The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea." -Isak Dinesen

 

[phaserrifle]

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll wear a stupid hat and sit in a boat all day long telling people to be quiet.

annother variation:

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

 

[Jeff S1]

Never piss into the wind