Club Platinum,,,,,,2010 ,, vol .. 2

[Paulinski]

Mornin.

 

[fugawee]

goooood morning!

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Mornin,

 

[chickenplucker]

Mornin Hortonites!!!

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Where's guy on a chicken wing

 

[blakem]

Looks like momma took away his Internet priviliges...

 

[BushcraftBrainTrust]

That's what happens when Momma find hot sauce on your pants.

 

[Jeremy Horton]

Just like Monica's dress

 

[Paulinski]

That's what happens when Momma find hot sauce on your pants.

At least it wasn't ranch sauce :foot:

 

[Guyon]

I did not have sexual relations with that chicken wing!

 

[BushcraftBrainTrust]

If the pants don't fit, you must acquit (unless they have ranch/blue cheese dressing stains).

 

[peppercorn]

Just LMAO and had to share.......

"These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper -

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300. Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month - wife knows everything!! "

 

[Paulinski]

Today by work...

FAIL

 

[tomthebaker]

that doesn't look good!

 

[Paulinski]

The lift tipped over - caught hydro wires / you can see the bottom of the lift is charred as it caught on fire,,,

4 block radius no power....

 

[tomthebaker]

What about the poor SOB that was operating the lift??

 

[Paulinski]

Held by the safety wire - otherwise it would have been 50' flight.

 

[OldPhysics]

momma's onto me. She found a wing stain on my pants.

Well, it's been nice knowing you, boy.

I'll say a little prayer, but I doubt it will help.

 

[OldPhysics]

And yours look great

Better yet ... they perform great.:thumbup:

Good to see again, RedBear.

 

[Cartophilis]

Today by work...

FAIL

I hate it when that happends.....