Combat Tactical Kiridashi aka Cousin's Sister's Brother's Son of Son of EXACTIMUNDO

I've been lurking. Trying not to let my colleague's hear me laughing my a off.
Very humorous thread! Beautiful knife to boot! Good work
 
Crap, I go to work today and I miss this. Oh well, there is always next year. Canned steam back to the attic.
 
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AnotherDogDown17 said:
I've been lurking. Trying not to let my colleague's hear me laughing my a off.
Very humorous thread! Beautiful knife to boot! Good work
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And that, my friends, is entirely the point of this sales thread. Awesome.

greatscoot said:
Crap, I go to work today and I miss this. Oh well, there is always next year. Canned steam back to the attic.
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I expect a huge market for it in the coming months, so don't stash it too far back.


B JACKSON said:
Hmmm, I like this guy! But which one?
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The best part of the EXACTIMUNDO bloodline is it is rare, and forever a moving target.

Lycosa said:
Hi, MG!!
Bernon, and me... we love this one!
rolf
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Tell him I said hi, and happy holidays!
 
As the poor sob who was conned last year .... errrrr ... I mean as the proud Guardian of the Son (that has a nice ring to it ... might have to change my username) I can attest to the fact that both the original and the Son were both sold when it was cold outside! (and having gone through this garbage twice now I should have known better than to step off into on of Matts sales thread without my hip waders on.)

Matt, SoE still occupies a place of honor over the mantel (which is quite an accomplishment seeing as we dont have a fireplace) and has yet to shirk his duty of guarding all the valubles in my sock drawer ... errrr ... happy abode.

Just my luck I already giftwrapped all my canned steam as presents to my loving in-laws ... shucks.

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How in the heck do you make a living selling one knife a year?
 
If your gonna buy the blinker fluid at least buy the high mileage synthetic. It should be right beside the stratacator valves and water pumps for Volkswagen beetles.
 
I was drawn into this thread by the title, anxiously awaiting the sweet serenade of banjo music, yet I was left alone to just reading. Either way, I'll probably have nightmares and wake up craving shrimp scampi. Just wanted to say thanks Matt.
 
So, I checked my steam supply and it turns out it is bottled, not canned.
 
Timmy, you better read the fine print. Last time I bought a knife from Matt I was contractually obligated to adopt a feral cat that he had gotten sweet on.
 
I was told he would send one of his new "friends" 😮 that he made during his European incarceration, er, "trip"..... I guess my advise to wash the cheese smell off paid dividends for him.

Hopefully this "friend" can be persuaded to shovel snow and can steam without too much fuss. I've got no room in my food budget for dead weight.
 
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I can't even.
M. Gregory it's a good thing you don't smoke weed
 
Thanks for peeking in, bud. It's my goal in life to make sure these blades are cherished, sock drawer stored or no. :)


...and EVERYONE knows there's no money in handmade knives. The late, great Bill Moran put it perfectly:

"If you want a million dollars making knives, start with two million."

:D


Jester60 said:
As the poor sob who was conned last year .... errrrr ... I mean as the proud Guardian of the Son (that has a nice ring to it ... might have to change my username) I can attest to the fact that both the original and the Son were both sold when it was cold outside! (and having gone through this garbage twice now I should have known better than to step off into on of Matts sales thread without my hip waders on.)

Matt, SoE still occupies a place of honor over the mantel (which is quite an accomplishment seeing as we dont have a fireplace) and has yet to shirk his duty of guarding all the valubles in my sock drawer ... errrr ... happy abode.

Just my luck I already giftwrapped all my canned steam as presents to my loving in-laws ... shucks.

PS

How in the heck do you make a living selling one knife a year?
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v8r said:
If your gonna buy the blinker fluid at least buy the high mileage synthetic. It should be right beside the stratacator valves and water pumps for Volkswagen beetles.
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They didn't have any of the synthetic stuff at my place, BUT I picked up a left handed smoke shifter on sale.

Jsega51 said:
I was drawn into this thread by the title, anxiously awaiting the sweet serenade of banjo music, yet I was left alone to just reading. Either way, I'll probably have nightmares and wake up craving shrimp scampi. Just wanted to say thanks Matt.
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...yeah, but shrimp scampi is good!
greatscoot said:
So, I checked my steam supply and it turns out it is bottled, not canned.
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No good. Have to have the pressure.

Panthera tigris said:
Timmy, you better read the fine print. Last time I bought a knife from Matt I was contractually obligated to adopt a feral cat that he had gotten sweet on.
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It wasn't supposed to be feral. Just thought it was mean. Like, maybe a hipster barista's cat.


Lorien said:
I can't even.
M. Gregory it's a good thing you don't smoke weed
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I know, right?

Josh Rider said:
Matt, you're just my favorite.
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Totally weird coincidence, man, cuz I'M my favorite, too! 😝



Hope all you folks had some fun with reading this, and everyone have happy holidays. Best to ALL of you!
 
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