Combat Tactical Kiridashi aka Cousin's Sister's Brother's Son of Son of EXACTIMUNDO

[BenR.T.]

If this thread doesn't reach 3 pages Matt will cry himself into the new year. He spends a good deal of money paying someone to write these threads for him. It's sad really.

 

[Rick Marchand]

Bawls... this thread isn't closed, yet?

Folks, I've known Matt for a few years, though I have yet to meet him in person. Didn't connect at Blade Show... Missed out on Ashokan... Haven't been to NYKKS for a while. I have an idea what he looks like but I'm pretty sure nobody lets their eyebrows do that anymore... it could be a disguise. Because he posts so infrequently, I haven't been able to accurately assess his mental stability... Is he funny? Is he even trying to be funny? Does HE think he's funny? Does anyone think he is funny? Seriously? Matt, is like acetone... decent enough at cutting through the $#!T but gets under your skin, real quick. The only threads of Matt's I care to open are the Niagara Spec. Met. tours. Truthfully, I'm only in this one cuz the guy actually emailed me, begging for participation. Apparently, Matt can't take a hint, either. I pray our relationship remains exactly how it is, till one of us is dead.

So.... blah-blah, nice knife, crisp lines, tight wrap, clean Kydex... No chance of me buying it.

I would like to take the opportunity this thread provides(however small) to invite you all to follow me on Instagram at .....





Rick

 

[Matthew Gregory]

I love you, Rick Marchand.

Bawls... this thread isn't closed, yet?

Folks, I've know Matt for a few years, though I have yet to meet him in person. Didn't connect at Blade Show... Missed out on Ashokan... Haven't been to NYKKS for a while. I have an idea what he looks like but I'm pretty sure nobody lets their eyebrows do that anymore... it could be a disguise. Because he posts so infrequently, I haven't been able to accurately assess his mental stability... Is he funny? Is he even trying to be funny? Does HE think he's funny? Does anyone think he is funny? Seriously? Matt, is like acetone... decent enough at cutting through the $#!T but gets under your skin, real quick. The only threads of Matt I care to open are the Niagara Spec. Met. tours. Truthfully, I'm only in this one cuz the guy actually emailed me, begging for participation. Apparently, Matt can't take a hint, either. I pray our relationship remains exactly how it is, till one of us is dead.

So.... blah-blah, nice knife, crisp lines, tight wrap, clean Kydex... No chance of me buying it.

I would like to take the opportunity this thread provides(however small) to invite you all to follow me on Instagram at .....





Rick

 

[KnuckleDownKnives]

That's a great little piece, and an even greater post.

 

[Lorien]

Bawls... this thread isn't closed, yet?

Folks, I've known Matt for a few years, though I have yet to meet him in person. Didn't connect at Blade Show... Missed out on Ashokan... Haven't been to NYKKS for a while. I have an idea what he looks like but I'm pretty sure nobody lets their eyebrows do that anymore... it could be a disguise. Because he posts so infrequently, I haven't been able to accurately assess his mental stability... Is he funny? Is he even trying to be funny? Does HE think he's funny? Does anyone think he is funny? Seriously? Matt, is like acetone... decent enough at cutting through the $#!T but gets under your skin, real quick. The only threads of Matt's I care to open are the Niagara Spec. Met. tours. Truthfully, I'm only in this one cuz the guy actually emailed me, begging for participation. Apparently, Matt can't take a hint, either. I pray our relationship remains exactly how it is, till one of us is dead.

So.... blah-blah, nice knife, crisp lines, tight wrap, clean Kydex... No chance of me buying it.

I would like to take the opportunity this thread provides(however small) to invite you all to follow me on Instagram at .....





Rick

he looks a lot like Gumby

 

[J. Doyle]

he looks a lot like Gumby

But his voice isn't quite as deep.

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Wow. Just, wow. I can't figure out which of these observations is meaner. Excellent!

he looks a lot like Gumby

But his voice isn't quite as deep.

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Great observation. I lose my ass on this knife, but that's hardly the point, is it?


...and I'm not gonna cry.

☹️

If this thread doesn't reach 3 pages Matt will cry himself into the new year. He spends a good deal of money paying someone to write these threads for him. It's sad really.

 

[Mecha]

Great observation. I lose my ass on this knife, but that's hardly the point, is it?


...and I'm not gonna cry.

☹️

I'll take it! I'd trade you a replacement ass for it, but since I barely have one myself, you'll have to accept a large sock filled with Canadian quarters. Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[flatblackcapo]

Best sales thread of the year!

 

[Stromberg Knives]

Good stuff!

 

[CookieRawwr]

Should you have another one, I'll trade you a half eaten bag of Rold Golds and two Pesos I found on the sidewalk.

 

[Matthew Gregory]

In a wry twist of fate, it appears as though this year's recipient of the Cousin's Sister's Brother's Son of Son of EXACTIMUNDO has shifted to Dubop. tinfoil hat timmy has seceded his position as the purchaser, and Dubop has opted to offer it a good home.

Thanks again to all who participated in this annual extravaganza of marginally talented knifemaking, poor taste, and good humor. Best wishes for the holidays to all, and to all a happy and healthy New Year!


....except Marchand. Hate that guy.

 

[Dubop]

I have quite a few knives in my collection and this one will have a place of honor. Keep me in the loop on future creations!
Tom

 

[MikeKu825]

Please don't let it end.

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Always next year!!

Thanks again, gang. 👍